Things you should never say on a date.

-Red-Flag- · 05-01-2015, 07:07 AM

Oh, I took the liberty of ordering what I think you should eat and drink.

Satiated · 05-01-2015, 11:20 AM

"My apt is being fumigated, how about fast-food and a hand special." (wink wink)

uglyboi · 05-02-2015, 07:44 PM

There is this movie I want to see but my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Kenna · 05-02-2015, 11:04 PM

(I was told this on the first date of someone I had just met) ...
I need your social security number for my life insurance paperwork at work.

Me:

Don't you think it's a bit early for that? (Thinking to myself it was a good idea I had subscribed to LifeLock identity protection.)

cinnamongrrl · 09-27-2015, 05:34 PM

must bump...its a fave and I never did date much...so its a vicarious thrill...

homoe · 09-27-2015, 06:23 PM

"Then my parole officer says..."

05-01-2015, 07:07 AM	#1
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05-02-2015, 07:44 PM	#3
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05-02-2015, 11:04 PM	#4
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	(I was told this on the first date of someone I had just met) ... I need your social security number for my life insurance paperwork at work. Me: Don't you think it's a bit early for that? (Thinking to myself it was a good idea I had subscribed to LifeLock identity protection.) __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-27-2015, 05:34 PM	#5
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,231 Thanked 27,599 Times in 6,956 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	must bump...its a fave and I never did date much...so its a vicarious thrill... __________________

05-01-2015, 11:20 AM	#2
Satiated Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Gone Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Gone Posts: 32 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 25 Thanked 82 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 1717999	"My apt is being fumigated, how about fast-food and a hand special." (wink wink)

09-27-2015, 06:23 PM	#6
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