How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 39

stargazingboi · 05-16-2015, 09:11 PM

when you walk into a room, forget why you are there...and repeating until you truly believe you're having dejavue.. because you don't remember going in to the room to begin with

TruTexan · 05-16-2015, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stargazingboi

when you walk into a room, forget why you are there...and repeating until you truly believe you're having dejavue.. because you don't remember going in to the room to begin with

Yeah..........I can relate to this very much. LOL Mind boggling sometimes.

Or you lay something down so you won't forget where you put it and then you need to get it and end up having to look all over the place because you forgot where you put it so you wouldn't forget that. lmao The wheels on the bus go round and round LOL

MsTinkerbelly · 05-17-2015, 12:05 AM

When i stand up, and most of the bones in my body crack and groan.

When my daughter has to open the jar of pickles.

When i go grocery shopping and need to lean on the shopping cart.

When that cute grocery bagger calls me ma'am, and asks if i need help to the car.

Barb42 · 06-04-2015, 03:44 PM

Im getting older because it takes me 10min. To roll over in bed..
20min. To get out of bed...another 5min. To talk myself into walking down the stairs... And dont forget 10mun. Just popping & ceacking with every step... Yeppers im getting older alright...

Blade · 06-10-2015, 08:09 PM

I know im getting older because I paid the same price for 2 trailer tires today that I paid for 4 truck tires back in the late '80's

TruTexan · 06-10-2015, 09:29 PM

I know I'm getting older cause 8 1/2 yrs ago I popped discs out in my lower back and now I"m having surgery done for it.

Kelt · 06-10-2015, 10:36 PM

When I start thinking convertible over motorcycle.

Tierney · 06-11-2015, 03:54 AM

When you are looking up symptoms of Menopause.

flapdoodle · 06-11-2015, 05:56 AM

you wake up really early

things you didn't know you have start to ache

you go to turn the TV on with your cell phone

you call someone "honey" and they say you are dating yourself.

Bèsame* · 06-11-2015, 05:41 PM

When I hear the songs I listened to in High School, are oldies and classics...lol

Talon · 06-11-2015, 05:47 PM

When you know that it matters not.

Ascot · 06-11-2015, 06:08 PM

Out for a glass of wine the other night, I was so surprised at how young a pair of girls at a nearby table appeared and that they were evidently old enough to order alcohol. I'm using "girls" because that's truly what they looked like to me. I think I would have been less shocked if someone had said they were 15.

The car ahead of me at a stoplight yesterday bore a bumper sticker which read, "I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands." It made me smile, and then start ticking off in my head all the cool bands I'd seen over the years. My concert going started around 1978. I graduated from high school in 1980. I've seen some weird stuff, man.

JDeere · 06-11-2015, 06:14 PM

When it takes you 30 minutes to wake up and get out of bed. Then everything goes snap crackle pop Lol

kittygrrl · 06-12-2015, 05:21 AM

as you grow wiser you realize somethings need to be said, and you will say them

MysticOceansFL · 06-12-2015, 07:54 AM

You know who is real and who is not!

Smiling · 06-13-2015, 04:30 PM

...you start finding random, wild, stray hairs sticking out of the most peculiar [and often formerly hairless] places and you marvel at how long they are because there definitely wasn't any hair there yesterday!

JDeere · 06-15-2015, 11:39 PM

You say things that you normally would not say, to someone about something.

kittygrrl · 06-16-2015, 12:42 AM

you wake up feeling like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere

kittygrrl · 06-16-2015, 12:46 AM

You answer a question with "because I said so"

Kelt · 06-16-2015, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl

You answer a question with "because I said so"

And you're talking to your mother.

06-04-2015, 03:44 PM	#764
Barb42 Member How Do You Identify?: Soft butch Preferred Pronoun?: whatever.. Relationship Status: SINGLE Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,215 Thanked 727 Times in 205 Posts Rep Power: 3291561	Im getting older because it takes me 10min. To roll over in bed.. 20min. To get out of bed...another 5min. To talk myself into walking down the stairs... And dont forget 10mun. Just popping & ceacking with every step... Yeppers im getting older alright... __________________ Im just me thats it..

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stargazingboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 1,954 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,392 Thanked 8,318 Times in 1,626 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	when you walk into a room, forget why you are there...and repeating until you truly believe you're having dejavue.. because you don't remember going in to the room to begin with

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MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,908 Times in 5,019 Posts Rep Power: 0	When i stand up, and most of the bones in my body crack and groan. When my daughter has to open the jar of pickles. When i go grocery shopping and need to lean on the shopping cart. When that cute grocery bagger calls me ma'am, and asks if i need help to the car.

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Ascot Member How Do You Identify?: Preppy Butch artist Relationship Status: Riding solo Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North of the Emerald City Posts: 1,135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 179 Thanked 2,487 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Out for a glass of wine the other night, I was so surprised at how young a pair of girls at a nearby table appeared and that they were evidently old enough to order alcohol. I'm using "girls" because that's truly what they looked like to me. I think I would have been less shocked if someone had said they were 15. The car ahead of me at a stoplight yesterday bore a bumper sticker which read, "I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands." It made me smile, and then start ticking off in my head all the cool bands I'd seen over the years. My concert going started around 1978. I graduated from high school in 1980. I've seen some weird stuff, man. __________________ Now, if I could just find a way to get paid for what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem.

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kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,370 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,595 Thanked 21,953 Times in 7,077 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	You answer a question with "because I said so" __________________ "MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN"