I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

Mister Bent · 07-01-2010, 10:23 PM

Share them here, your worst lines ever.

You know the ones, no sooner do they escape your lips than you know tonight is decidedly not your night to get laid.

One that didn't work for me:

"You're interesting like a case study."

moxie · 07-01-2010, 10:31 PM

Is it wrong that the aforementioned line would work on me?

Enchantress · 07-01-2010, 10:36 PM

Him: What are my Chances?

(my response to this after being approached (from behind) while getting into my car)

"Of being arrested? I'd say pretty high"

Mister Bent · 07-01-2010, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl

Is it wrong that the aforementioned line would work on me?

Totes. ....

Jesse · 07-01-2010, 10:50 PM

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Jesse · 07-01-2010, 11:03 PM

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

JustJo · 07-02-2010, 07:57 AM

In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...

Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man?

Enchantress · 07-02-2010, 12:35 PM

"You have the kind of beauty that men have waged wars over"

Truth be told, this one sort of worked (or at least I considered for just a few moments)

07-01-2010, 10:23 PM	#1
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail Share them here, your worst lines ever. You know the ones, no sooner do they escape your lips than you know tonight is decidedly not your night to get laid. One that didn't work for me: "You're interesting like a case study." __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

07-01-2010, 10:31 PM	#2
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,766 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Is it wrong that the aforementioned line would work on me? __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

07-01-2010, 10:36 PM	#3
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Umm, does it have to be one of our own? Have I derailed the thread already? Him: What are my Chances? (my response to this after being approached (from behind) while getting into my car) "Of being arrested? I'd say pretty high"

07-01-2010, 10:50 PM	#5
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print. __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

07-01-2010, 11:03 PM	#6
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

07-02-2010, 07:57 AM	#7
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This one really happened to me... In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me... Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man? __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

07-02-2010, 12:35 PM	#8
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Original. "You have the kind of beauty that men have waged wars over" Truth be told, this one sort of worked (or at least I considered for just a few moments)