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Old 01-13-2010, 03:56 PM   #1
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Figured time for a little fun. As an instructor we always say there are no stupid questions. Well... not quite true. So...

Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

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no it comes from the waterfall
why birds don't dance the polka?
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:43 AM   #3
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why birds don't dance the polka?
Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?
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Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?
When the price of airline tickets come down...

When will love arrive?
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When the price of airline tickets come down...

When will love arrive?
In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
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When will pigs fly?
This absolutely cracked me up to no end...........
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A: No. Reading comprehension is required. Remember, to answer a stupid question with an answer and then ask a stupid question.

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?
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Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
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Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?

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A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?
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A. Because we are human and we LOVE to complicate our lives
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why does she need a glue stick to get her tree down? and does she have a glue gun?
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directions? What directions?
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Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?
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A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?
A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?
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A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
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OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
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