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04-19-2010, 07:35 AM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?:
other 
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Not MY friend.. but a friend of my sister..
Him: Oh, you went to New York City? That's where the Entire State building is! Me: Yep. The whole thing. |
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04-19-2010, 08:45 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;) 
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Location: New Jersey
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(one co-worker's response to another co-worker's remark)
That's not true! It's not posted on Facebook, so it can't be true!
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04-19-2010, 11:14 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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04-19-2010, 11:31 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Preferred Pronoun?:
sea shell Relationship Status:
married 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: san diego
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04-20-2010, 02:17 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Woman Preferred Pronoun?:
HER - SHE Relationship Status:
Relating Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird
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04-20-2010, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
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"He says he's a vegetarian. The only thing he eats is pizza. He's no fucking vegetarian, he's a pizzatarian."
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04-20-2010, 01:39 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
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This guy at work told me a story about one of his friends who was to be admitted into the hospital. A friend of hers was helping her fill out her proxy forms and got to the section where it asks for your religion:
Friend: "... religion?' Soon-to-be-patient: "uum ... vegan." (Seems to be a veggie kind of day today....)
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04-29-2010, 10:34 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
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".... tell Sharon that there isn't a gold plated bathtub, but the Archbishop's toilet bowl handle is quite plush ...."
(three second pause) "....oh, excuse me your Archbishop-ness, you scared the hell out of me...." -- one of my co-workers recording the conditions of the Archbishop's living quarters (I guess having hell scared out of you is another ticket option to heaven, eh?)
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04-29-2010, 10:44 AM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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"So, um, Gemme....if you are ever running from the cops...which I don't recommend, but if you are running from the cops....don't let the dogs get you. That shit hurts! It felt like it {canine officer} was tearing my leg off."
Yeah, um, I was considering it, but now that you say that....I guess I won't.
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05-26-2010, 12:27 PM
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Member
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human Preferred Pronoun?:
ma'am Relationship Status:
adrift in my head Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: in and out of the woods
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I've been knowing them.
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05-26-2010, 12:36 PM
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Member
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Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination
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A good friend late night at a pub:
"Yer like this vase, that my mother had way up high on a shelf... and we weren't allowed to touch it... I just wanted to touch it, that's all..."
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06-05-2010, 09:50 PM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD. 
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Location: Atlanta
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Just overheard:
Niceguy to Wolfy: "...Maybe it's because you look a little Gay..." .gif "Say What?")
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06-05-2010, 11:56 PM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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After viewing this link: http://pooandweesong.com/
Niceguy: "....and there's pee coming down!" a few minutes later: "They look like brown pickles". Wolfy: Niceguy: "Or really skinny potatoes..."
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06-06-2010, 12:33 AM
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Infamous Member
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Woman Preferred Pronoun?:
HER - SHE Relationship Status:
Relating Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird
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06-06-2010, 01:35 AM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?:
Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status:
Things happen... 
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Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Me:<inset dramatic unforgetable speech that I forgot>
Friend:Im goin to have to completely diagree to DISAGREE!!! <insert confukled look>
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06-07-2010, 12:20 AM
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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 10,446
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*While eating Lemon Icebox Pie Ice Cream
Niceguy: "This is just not right." Me: "What do you mean?" Niceguy: "This ice cream, it isn't right. Ice cream that tastes exactly like something else? That isnt right..." *Pause* Niceguy:"......This is going to cause Cancer or something...."
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06-07-2010, 12:54 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
lol Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Here
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A friend of mine was telling a story about why he broke up with his ex....
"I wonder why they call them 18 wheelers?" |
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07-29-2010, 09:29 AM
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Joy Seeker
How Do You Identify?:
Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Bumping this thread.
We're going to need it for the Reunion, I'm sure. |
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07-30-2010, 02:45 AM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
Thanks: 182,498
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I was on fire tonight. That's all I'm going to say about that.
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02-17-2014, 05:07 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Poetically versed to breathe only truth and bleed certainty Preferred Pronoun?:
Kane Relationship Status:
Married to Chefnaction 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Finally, home
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dumb babies.
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