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05-30-2013, 11:00 PM
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Member
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Femme, Classical Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
baby, sweetie, love, she, her Relationship Status:
il mio cuore è stato conquistato da qualcuno ....... io veramente adoro 
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We are almost done....
You did really good....however, Your tongue really fought me today........ You have a really strong tongue (at the dentist office today...)
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05-31-2013, 09:48 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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me: when my mom tried it, she said it was better than sex!
friend : that's what we'll call it, Better Than Sex!
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06-04-2013, 09:03 PM
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#403 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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Me: what'd you do??!!
Them: it was a big one and I didn't think I needed it! Me: (laughing) where'd you pull it from? Them: from down there Me: Move over... it's full! there's no room for it! (still laughing) Them: take one out Me: then where are you gonna plug that one in?... OH GOD this is a fire hazard! Them: (laughing hard) I was gonna Skype Me: not without the internet ...where do I plug this in now? Them: take one out I don't need Me: .gif "Say What?")
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06-05-2013, 02:58 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Gaige and I on Skype...
Gaige: I'm going to put you down, and go use the bathroom... Hollylane: You're not allowed to "put me down", but you're welcome to lay me down... 
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06-05-2013, 07:48 PM
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#405 |
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Member
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femme Relationship Status:
married 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: here.
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Hym: "Oh, God honey it felt so good today! It's been so long since I've been able to ride it like that, I almost forgot how good it can be!"
me: staring, speechless, one eyebrow raised (I've been at work all day...has it REALLY been THAT long??) Hym: I'm so glad I got the Harley out of the shop today! |
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06-07-2013, 08:14 PM
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
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"You don't want your balls? I'll eat your balls"
"OMG... Not those balls! I don't eat THOSE balls! " (referring to my crab stuffed shrimp that looked like little balls)
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. 
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06-10-2013, 09:28 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Me explaining house rules for the dogs to Gaige: For Obi, I have to say "No babies outside!" , and for Chessie, I have to say "No balls in the bedroom!"...
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06-15-2013, 01:29 PM
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Senior Member
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Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: above my boots
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"Get your face outta my stuff!!!"
No, she wasn't talking to me. |
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06-21-2013, 04:49 PM
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard!
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"If it's wet and not yours.......DON'T TOUCH IT!"
(referring to the slimy stuff on the beach)
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.
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06-21-2013, 11:39 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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after 'movie night' discussion
me: give me my blanket and pillow
them : what do you mean 'mine ' ? It's got a wolf on it! me: possession is 9 tenths of the law and I've been sleeping with the bitch! :P them : (said in shock and dismay) you've been sleeping with the bitch? well alrighty then!
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06-29-2013, 10:10 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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G: "I don't like bits of shit in my macaroni salad!"
H: "Nobody does baby, nobody does..." |
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07-04-2013, 06:05 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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me, washcloth in hand, pointing at mess with other hand...cross look on face ...
flabbergasted friend : I can't help it when it splatters!!!
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08-04-2013, 01:16 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Gaige (talking about yard work):
"Okay, I'm going back out to play in the dirt baby" Hollylane (not thinking about yard work): "Well, aren't you a dirty butch!" Gaige (about my slowly dwindling pile of clothes in the laundry basket): "Okay baby, go take care of your mound" Hollylane (not talking about laundry): "I think you should be the one taking care of my "mound" handsome..." Equals: :smirking femme: :smiling butch: |
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10-03-2013, 11:22 AM
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Senior Member
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Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?:
Old G Relationship Status:
Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009
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My Alpha Femme Pit Bull Lawyer House-mate: Sooo... Glenn, what do you think of the government shutdown?
Me: Well... My Alpha Femme Pit Bull Lawyer House-mate-What is UP WITH THIS FUCKING SHUTDOWN? Can anyone say injunction? Do I have to go into Federal Court and write the fucking injunctive relief myself? Congress does not have a line item veto, there is no legal vehicle for rewriting a law that has been vetted (I think that's what she said),passed and signed, and anyone who thinks the admin should "bargain" with the tea party is sorely misinformed about how legislation works, and F**k to the Y...I... I am a Republican, and I am disgusted! *she leaves house* Me: 
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10-03-2013, 11:54 AM
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Member
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Genderqueer Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
They, them, theirs Relationship Status:
Owned by a few cats, Loved by one woman, and Looked up to by one child. Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: 47° 15' 31.4208'' N, 122° 27' 57.5028'' W
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My partner: "You sure do know your balls..... *long pause*......meatballs, matzo balls..."
Me: *laughing so hard I can't breathe* "Indeed I do!"
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10-03-2013, 09:57 PM
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Member
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Genderqueer Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
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Owned by a few cats, Loved by one woman, and Looked up to by one child. Join Date: Sep 2013
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At the beach with some of my partner's friends:
Me: *watching some people next to us play with lighted bocce balls* OMG the blue balls are so awesome, I want those. Me: *to the guy who was playing bocce with them* HEY! I want your blue balls!! The whole beach: *SILENCE*
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Know that The Universe made you in perfection. And know that there are people out there who recognize this. -Me "Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark." ~ Henri Frederic Amiel |
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10-08-2013, 09:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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Friend: do I gotta feed it?
Me: :-) couldn't respond other than to giggle
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10-26-2013, 02:56 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Waking up grumpy...
H: You've done that a couple of times...
G: Like the time I said "I'm home baby" really loudly? H: Didn't I ignore you when you did that? G: No, I believe you gave me the finger. 
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10-26-2013, 07:44 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?:
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married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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10-26-2013, 07:44 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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married to my Boo Daddy <3
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