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What do you call a cow laying down?
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What do you call a bird that just flew into a fan?
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Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman???
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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Don't say I didn't warn you, the following jokes may make you go "uggggh"
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Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? Because it’s a crummy job.
What kind of music did the pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock Why did the girls let the sweet potato join the band? So they could have a yam session. |
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Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
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