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08-08-2017, 09:56 AM
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What do you call a bird that just flew into a fan?
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08-15-2017, 12:37 PM
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08-15-2017, 03:54 PM
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08-15-2017, 03:56 PM
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station... Why did the turtle go to the Shell Station? to get some Turtle Wax 
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09-15-2017, 07:47 PM
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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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10-28-2017, 05:08 AM
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10-28-2017, 05:08 AM
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Don't say I didn't warn you, the following jokes may make you go "uggggh"
BUT, come on! admit it! you smiled.  A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! Don't start anything!" A dyslexic man walks into a bra. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car." I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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11-15-2017, 05:58 PM
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11-19-2017, 06:14 PM
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11-22-2017, 06:48 AM
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Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? Because it’s a crummy job.
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11-22-2017, 09:44 PM
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Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside Ks- |
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11-22-2017, 09:46 PM
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