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1QuirkyKiwi · 11-24-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

"It just doesn't seem right to be rooting around in the ass."

I nearly fell of my chair laughing! LOL! In NZ "Root" means to have sex........

Lazy Daze · 11-24-2011, 04:46 PM

During girls night drinks last night...

"I'm gonna suck it til I get the cherry". Lol

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 01:59 AM

"I'm going to go get a tape measure, be ready when I get back."

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:06 AM

One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook

"We was in and out in 4mins lol!!"

I really had a hard time not responding with:

"Do you really think this is something to brag about?"

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 03:52 AM

"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"

Arwen · 11-25-2011, 10:11 AM

Thank you for having me.

Hollylane · 11-25-2011, 01:13 PM

"I'm going to get your package out today, you can't see it, just know that I'm down here playing with it."

tonaderspeisung · 11-25-2011, 04:58 PM

that's how you shake it doggy style

smouldering · 11-25-2011, 05:23 PM

"Here hold the legs open and i will reach in, see if i can find it"

Lazy Daze · 11-25-2011, 06:50 PM

"I'm very picky about my cherries, that have to be the right kind or I won't eat them". Hahahaha

Hollylane · 11-26-2011, 01:37 AM

"I would rather have magic gums than pepperoni grease stained fingers."

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-26-2011, 04:25 AM

"PULL IT! ........ PULLLL IT HAAAAAARRDDEEEERRRRRR!!! It's not going to hurt, I can take it! ........ YES! That's it!"

*Sniggers! Over heard when the neighbours were pulling a wardrobe out of the front door this morning - they are moving! LOL!*

Gentle Tiger · 11-27-2011, 04:49 PM

"somehow my mouth doesn't feel like it was shared with"

-Red-Flag- · 11-27-2011, 05:10 PM

Yesterday went to starbucks with a friend...I handed over the venti's to her and there was a steam stopper, I am not sure thats what it is really called.. She was like whats this...pulls it out and licks it... She was like this tastes good, I asked her to remove mine as well so I could enjoy my drink..So she does..

She looked at me and I dead pan looked at her and said...'Go ahead and lick it, I know you want to...' Mind you .. She is straight and says, well there is our quote of the day !!

SoNotHer · 11-27-2011, 11:25 PM

"CIJS it doesn't carry the same weight when it isn't animated."

SoNotHer · 11-28-2011, 12:30 AM

"Parking is available on the street in front of my house. Pull in perpendicular to the restraining wall."

I'll be going just to see who in fact is pulling in perpendicular to the restraining wall....

smouldering · 11-28-2011, 08:04 AM

"You can't railroad until it's time to railroad."

Hollylane · 11-28-2011, 08:42 PM

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

princessbelle · 11-28-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

*gasps and clutches pearls.

You DID forget to mention it was regarding some meat!!!!

Hamburger meat that is.

Sheesh. You and your delightfully dirty mind!!!!!

xoxoxo

dixie · 11-29-2011, 05:51 PM

Arsenic in apple juice... news just said.
followed directly by:
I want to keep you forever.

um...........

11-24-2011, 04:46 PM	#82
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11-25-2011, 10:11 AM	#86
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11-25-2011, 05:23 PM	#89
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11-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#90
Lazy Daze Member How Do You Identify?: * Preferred Pronoun?: * Relationship Status: * Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: * Posts: 1,036 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,665 Thanked 2,807 Times in 745 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"I'm very picky about my cherries, that have to be the right kind or I won't eat them". Hahahaha __________________ *In a world where you can be anything..be Yourself*

11-26-2011, 01:37 AM	#91
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11-25-2011, 01:59 AM	#83
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I'm going to go get a tape measure, be ready when I get back."

11-25-2011, 03:06 AM	#84
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook "We was in and out in 4mins lol!!" I really had a hard time not responding with: "Do you really think this is something to brag about?"

11-25-2011, 03:52 AM	#85
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"

11-25-2011, 01:13 PM	#87
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I'm going to get your package out today, you can't see it, just know that I'm down here playing with it."

11-25-2011, 04:58 PM	#88
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11-26-2011, 04:25 AM	#92
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11-27-2011, 04:49 PM	#93
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11-27-2011, 05:10 PM	#94
-Red-Flag- Member How Do You Identify?: .Butch. Join Date: May 2010 Location: .Maine. Posts: 1,254 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,777 Thanked 3,609 Times in 929 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Yesterday went to starbucks with a friend...I handed over the venti's to her and there was a steam stopper, I am not sure thats what it is really called.. She was like whats this...pulls it out and licks it... She was like this tastes good, I asked her to remove mine as well so I could enjoy my drink..So she does.. She looked at me and I dead pan looked at her and said...'Go ahead and lick it, I know you want to...' Mind you .. She is straight and says, well there is our quote of the day !!

11-27-2011, 11:25 PM	#95
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11-28-2011, 12:30 AM	#96
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Upcoming directions to a party "Parking is available on the street in front of my house. Pull in perpendicular to the restraining wall." I'll be going just to see who in fact is pulling in perpendicular to the restraining wall....

11-28-2011, 08:04 AM	#97
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11-28-2011, 08:42 PM	#98
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	From the lovely PrincessBelle...I think she knew this might happen... "that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."

11-29-2011, 05:51 PM	#100
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	*Arsenic in apple juice... news just said.* followed directly by: *I want to keep you forever.* um...........