If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 6

laruss · 09-18-2012, 09:49 AM

Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.

Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.

You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

Nomad · 09-18-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by laruss

Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.

Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.

You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.

if you knocked on my door i'd say "how'd you get through all that border patrol you dangerous Canadian?! did they frisk ya for contraband? demand your papers? fingerprints? shoe size? go over your car with a microscope? demand you submit to all manner of very personal probing? ask a lot of nonsensical questions? put a tracking anklet on you? hold your favorite shoes hostage to insure your return over the border?"

Dance-with-me · 09-18-2012, 12:25 PM

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

thedivahrrrself · 09-18-2012, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dance-with-me

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

*Anya* · 09-18-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

If you showed up @ my door, first I would have to curtsy because, after all, you are the Queen of Awesomeness.

Then I would invite you in for your beverage of choice, have you sit and enjoy that brain and sense of humor of yours and would thoroughly enjoy my time with you.

Oh! I would also ask you how the hell you walk in those very high heels and ask if you would give me lessons like Miss Jay or Mr. Jay would on America's Next Top Model!

Bèsame* · 04-20-2013, 03:36 PM

I'd answer, and be thankful it was house cleaning day. You would smell the candles burning. I'd give you a house tour, especially to my fav room *wink*. That room explains so much about me. I'd offer you a drink and we would sit on the back porch and chat. Oh, turn on some music and perhaps, you would ask me to dance as the sun set.

JAGG · 04-22-2013, 04:35 PM

I would give you your fav drink, and fire up the grill . We could catch up over dinner and just go where the night leads us. My steaks are pretty darn good, that has to be worth something.

sis · 04-22-2013, 06:27 PM

..... to my sanctuary. You're welcome to use whatever you find ..... I especially encourage you to sit outside on the balcony as the sun is setting ..... enjoying the view ..... listening to the frogs greeting the night. I'll join you with a basket of yarn for quiet conversation and

. Make yourself at home!

cinnamongrrl · 04-23-2013, 05:10 AM

You'd find the house in some disarray...but it's because we happily found a lovely cabinet which will relieve some of our kitchen storage issues.... The drawers had to be taken out to get it into the house, it's sooo heavy..but very well made. I just have to get it cleaned up and throw it back together...(possibly paint it)...but today is a busy day, so my house will be in chaos till later...

I'm so grateful my guy has an eye for finds!!

Aryon · 04-23-2013, 06:17 AM

I'd have to make a pot of tea (which I don't drink so it might not be that good). Then I would wait for you to curtsey *grins* ... and no, the Queen won't be there.

StrongButch · 04-23-2013, 03:58 PM

Id ask you to cook me dinner! (lol)

Rockinonahigh · 04-23-2013, 04:02 PM

If you knocked on my door today you would find me working out,I would be all hot and sweaty..

chai~ · 04-23-2013, 04:29 PM

If you knocked at my door today, I would be shiny from coconut smelling tanning oil, and bringing in sheets fresh off the line, {carefully making sure my oily arms and tummy don't mess up my clean sheets"!!!!!

{don't we all look like this while doing laundry!!! lol}

always2late · 04-24-2013, 12:59 AM

I'd do what I should have done the first time you knocked....slam the door.

Cailin · 04-26-2013, 06:44 PM

if you knocked on my door, always2late, i'd probably stare and say.. "uhm.... hello?"

NorCalStud · 04-26-2013, 07:33 PM

I would see that you look and or sound like family and depending on who you are; we might see where energy would take us

Bèsame* · 04-26-2013, 08:19 PM

come and knock on my door...I've been waiting for you....

Lets go round back and listen to bad karaoke. Maybe we can sing along..

~ocean · 04-26-2013, 09:57 PM

hmm I'd prob ask "cool ~ where we going " ~

StrongButch · 04-27-2013, 07:23 AM

I wouldnt answer!

maryam · 04-27-2013, 01:03 PM

I'd lead you through the kitchen, get you a drink on the way to the patio, hand you a paintbrush and a can of primer and point you at the furniture. If the conversation got awkward, I'd fire up the sander and attack the next piece until the awkwardness passed.

04-20-2013, 03:36 PM	#106
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Dance-with-me Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: earth Posts: 419 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 264 Thanked 1,926 Times in 378 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives). I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

04-23-2013, 05:10 AM	#109
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maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	I'd lead you through the kitchen, get you a drink on the way to the patio, hand you a paintbrush and a can of primer and point you at the furniture. If the conversation got awkward, I'd fire up the sander and attack the next piece until the awkwardness passed.