Shit Heard Around this House!! - Page 8

Daywalker · 04-17-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Dirty!!!!!!!!!

Why, thank you.

Gemme · 04-17-2011, 05:31 PM

Someone's in direct competition with bete's thread.

Ooooooooooh.

Tommi · 04-17-2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by June

Couple of things.

This is not an inner sanctum type thread this is a Fun N' Fluff type thread. And there are already two of the "Overheard" threads, so I am going to merge this one, because, you know, Hippy got some funny shit to say.

Hold on, I will try to do it and not blow anything up.

UH Ohhhhh

Daywalker · 04-17-2011, 06:10 PM

Why am I more Dayzed and Cornfused than
I was an hour ago at last Toke time?

What Did we do with My Thread?

The_Lady_Snow · 04-17-2011, 06:14 PM

Will Potty's thread be merged with this one too??

Daywalker · 04-17-2011, 06:17 PM

Wait ~ Did we just Merge mah thread with this one?

Cuz it's not just 'around the house' stuff.

It meant 'Overheard ~ at yer Dentist Office or whatever.

Hence my Title Differention from this one.

Put it back please n thank you?

Daywalker · 04-17-2011, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Will Potty's thread be merged with this one too??

The_Lady_Snow · 04-17-2011, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daywalker

A girl needs to know where to post damn it!

Daywalker · 04-17-2011, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by June

Jesus.

I don't remember the name of Potty's thread.

I am just not convinced we need three "overheard" anywhere threads.

Convince me, and I'll do reverse magic.

Or, you can be a grumpy hippy.

Here I go ~

Ok, so this one is Shit Heard Around this House.

Mine is Overheard ~ @ (fill in the blank)

Could be from the news

Could be from the subway
...dentist office

...grocery aisle #18-feminine products

...outside Juney n Kat's garden (the squirrels, they talk ya know)
etc...etc...etc.

Lemme know when to take the Podium of Convince-I-fication Round 2

((cue Jerry Ding))

Dude · 04-17-2011, 08:09 PM

if we are condensing threads,do we really need to know
what the f people are eating all damn day?
"what did you have for breakfast?"
"what are you having for lunch?"
"what's for dinner?" "what's for suppah?"

seriously

Gemme · 04-17-2011, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daywalker

Why am I more Dayzed and Cornfused than
I was an hour ago at last Toke time?

What Did we do with My Thread?

It was merged with this one.

June, I think Potty's was also called overheard something or other.

I vote we merge 'em all and call it 'what was said' or 'ooooooh, you hearin' this?' or 'overheard 'n chit'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

if we are condensing threads,do we really need to know
what the f people are eating all damn day?
"what did you have for breakfast?"
"what are you having for lunch?"
"what's for dinner?" "what's for suppah?"

seriously

Careful, Dude. The lunch thread's mine and I'm very curious as to what people eat for lunch.

Dude · 04-17-2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

.

Careful, Dude. The lunch thread's mine and I'm very curious as to what people eat for lunch.

sometime's I look too.
Mostly at breakfast. Then I see breakfast post's happen
at suppah time and it confuses me.

I may start a "breakfast, it's what's for dinner " thread
I'm not dissing anyone.Just giving an example.
I want the Day to have his thread.

Gemme · 04-17-2011, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

sometime's I look too.
Mostly at breakfast. Then I see breakfast post's happen
at suppah time and it confuses me.

I may start a "breakfast, it's what's for dinner " thread
I'm not dissing anyone.Just giving an example.
I want the Day to have his thread.

I want to start a 'what's in your wallet?' thread cuz I like the commercial, but there's a 'what's in your purse' thread already and so, there stands the chance of there already being a wallet thread. I just couldn't find it.

I want every thread to have its Day.

Maybe we could start a 'what kind of Day is today?' thread and post pics of the different faces of Day.

It could happen.......

Daywalker · 04-18-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by June

Fine.

Go ahead and start another "Shit heard wherever" thread.

Evidently, the magic does not reverse.

Sorry about that (Sincerely)

HOWEVER. It does not go in the Inner Sanctum. It's Fun 'n Fluff.

Damn Hippies.

(I also like the what are you eating threads because I have a complicated relationship with food)

Fine.

I will do just that.

Damn Poodles

Gemme · 04-18-2011, 07:22 PM

Me: How do you like dinner?
Ebon: It's good but I don't know who made it.
Me: What? I made it, you fool.
Ebon: Well, it's so good it tastes like I made it.

Me: *mutters* Asshatted backhanded compliments..

Kenna · 04-22-2011, 06:58 AM

on Wednesday when Blade's Dad met me at work....

Dad: I really like those garden bins you gave me for my tomatoes.... I've got three done and put by the house, I want to put 6 there and I need 2 more for my shed....I need to get more potting soil; where did you get that stuff you gave me?

Me: At that little farmer's market, on their front porch.

Dad: *thoughtful look on face* Their porch?

Me: yeah, right next to their front door.

Dad: *very thoughtful look....you could just see the 'hamster turning its wheel'*... how much did you pay for it?

Me: Eight Dollars

Dad:

Eight Dollars??!!! Why did Blade tell me it was Seven?

Me: Cause it's 7.99 *goofy grin*

Dad: *very silly grin, amused laugh!* He's just like me!! 7.99!!

We both CRACKED up!!! If you only knew how much they were alike!!

Me: one more penny makes it 8.

Dad: Yep, he's just like me.

Why is Kmart selling it for Ten Bucks?

Me: I don't know, is it the same thing?

Dad: Yes, I think so....why would Kmart sell it for 10$ and the market sell it for 7.99?

Me: I don't know.... maybe it isn't the same thing.... I go to the market all the time, want me to pick you up some?

Dad: naww, I'll get it. I just can't figure why Kmart sells it for more.

Me: You big goof. *hugs him good bye*

***I adore that old man, he's a good soul!.... and makes me laugh every time we are together.***

scootebaby · 05-02-2011, 08:38 PM

JO:
Me: honey u didnt give full disclosure about "things" in the beginning
Jo: ur just rubbing off on me
Me: whens the last time you heard me
Jo: last night---you made my eyes bleed
Me:
Jo:

WingsOnFire · 05-08-2011, 06:51 PM

Damon: "I am backing up (the show we were watching) because I am confused"

Me: "I stay confused"

Damon: "I am not suprised living in a house with me"

Me: (playing on my computer not EVEN thinking of what I was saying) "You can say that again!"

Damon:

"Did you not think I could hear that?!?! I am not completely deaf you know."

Me:

"Oops!"

Ebon · 05-23-2011, 09:42 PM

Me: Hey baby they changed the date for the rapture!

Gemme: OMG so they are having a re-rapture?

DapperButch · 06-02-2011, 05:19 PM

Scene: My friend of 9 years is in the kitchen talking with my g.f., while my g.f. is cooking. This past weekend is the first time these two have met, even though my partner and myself have been together for two years.

After complimenting my g.f. on her general awesomeness, my friend asks, "How did [Dapper] ever get you?", in utter seriousness.

04-17-2011, 05:31 PM	#142
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04-17-2011, 06:10 PM	#144
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04-17-2011, 06:14 PM	#145
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04-17-2011, 06:17 PM	#146
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Wait ~ Did we just Merge mah thread with this one? Cuz it's not just 'around the house' stuff. It meant 'Overheard ~ at yer Dentist Office or whatever. Hence my Title Differention from this one. Put it back please n thank you? __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

04-18-2011, 07:22 PM	#155
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,973 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Me: How do you like dinner? Ebon: It's good but I don't know who made it. Me: What? I made it, you fool. Ebon: Well, it's so good it tastes like I made it. Me: mutters Asshatted backhanded compliments.. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-17-2011, 08:09 PM	#150
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	if we are condensing threads,do we really need to know what the f people are eating all damn day? "what did you have for breakfast?" "what are you having for lunch?" "what's for dinner?" "what's for suppah?" seriously

04-22-2011, 06:58 AM	#156
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	This could go here AND in What Cracked You Up Today thread.... on Wednesday when Blade's Dad met me at work.... Dad: I really like those garden bins you gave me for my tomatoes.... I've got three done and put by the house, I want to put 6 there and I need 2 more for my shed....I need to get more potting soil; where did you get that stuff you gave me? Me: At that little farmer's market, on their front porch. Dad: thoughtful look on face Their porch? Me: yeah, right next to their front door. Dad: very thoughtful look....you could just see the 'hamster turning its wheel'... how much did you pay for it? Me: Eight Dollars Dad: Eight Dollars??!!! Why did Blade tell me it was Seven? Me: Cause it's 7.99 goofy grin Dad: very silly grin, amused laugh! He's *just* like me!! 7.99!! *We both CRACKED up!!! If you only knew how much they were alike!!* Me: one more penny makes it 8. Dad: Yep, he's just like me. Why is Kmart selling it for Ten Bucks? Me: I don't know, is it the same thing? Dad: Yes, I think so....why would Kmart sell it for 10$ and the market sell it for 7.99? Me: I don't know.... maybe it isn't the same thing.... I go to the market all the time, want me to pick you up some? Dad: naww, I'll get it. I just can't figure why Kmart sells it for more. Me: You big goof. hugs him good bye *I adore that old man, he's a good soul!.... and makes me laugh every time we are together.* __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-02-2011, 08:38 PM	#157
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06-02-2011, 05:19 PM	#160
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