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When I got to the grocery store check out, the clerk laughed when she saw pickles and 2 tubs of ice cream and asked if I was pregnant. I cracked up and responded "I hope not at my age!"
I had to crack up again because it was Blade who asked me to get sweet pickles and chocolate ice cream.
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It was yesterday actually. I had put lace trim on the bottom of two pairs of shorts. Put them away. Took out a pair to wear yesterday. Hmmmm, sat down, ouch!
I apparently forgot to take off the pins around one leg. I had brought those shorts with me on vacation, but I never wore them! Lol
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At Physical Therapy this morning at 7:00 am I had everyone cracking up. I like to incorporate dance moves into my exercises to make it fun. The team got into it and we had a great time laughing and having fun. What a great way to start the day.
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Eat salad they said.
It's healthy they said. You know what never gets recalled? Cake!
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Ever since this covid thing cancelling schools and pushing classes all online, my desk and the area around my desk now has so much technology set up around it and near it that it looks like a cockpit to a very intense machine... lol the learning machine
that is what cracks me up... AND ...i do not know how many times i have said to people how i could NOT handle a job i where i go to the same office day in and day out.. THANKS COVID! for making my dream job a job i now find painful...
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While riding around yesterday I took a Prevacid out of my pocket and then couldn't open my bottle of water while holding my pill. I told my buddy here hold my 💊. She said is that like hold my beer? We both cracked up and I said "how do you know you're getting older? When you say here hold my 💊 instead of here hold my beer.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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In my parking lot this morning there was a bunny just sitting there in the middle of the road. He looked at my car, but didn't seem troubled at all. Then pulling up to my complex's gate, as the gate was sliding to the right, there was a squirrel running frantically the other way. He then took a confused leap to the tree on the other side.
I think I drove through a Disney movie?
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There's a guy walking around my neighbourhood dressed up as a Canada Goose trying to rouse some enthusiasm for Canada Day which was 3 days ago. I don't want to be the one to break it to him.
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LMAO! This memory cracked me up.
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Very distracted and trying to do too many things at once, I accidentally popped Monte's cat treat in my mouth instead of my Xanax. That was was not funny but the both crestfallen and confused look on his face made me crack the hell up. I told him told him don't worry dude I still gotcha. I felt guilty about laughing at his panic though so I made restitution by giving him three instead of his usual one.
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This caught my eye and I had to laugh..
'Everybody that has a baby gets a million dollars,' Kanye West says at 1st campaign rally West also said "marijuana should be free" at the South Carolina event.
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This old man that thinks my lap is his home. He and I like to share the string twizzlers. He has no teeth so I take a big bite and give him a little bite. Today I started to open a pack. He was dead asleep on my lap. All the paper crackling he never moved a muscle. I got the candy out of the wrapper and his head started moving. Then that nose went up in the air turning his head side to side. Finally in my lap he spun around to catch me filling my mouth with his twizzlers. 😂😂😂 Didn't take him long to crawl up on my chest and request his bite
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Well Trump said he was going to make Mexico pay for the wall so even though they're running against each other - birds of a feather... To me all this bullshit is sobering.
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Getting into the car today, releasing my mask, starting the car, hitting the call bestie button...I find myself pulling my seatbelt over and across..trying to hook it into the end of the phone charger I had in my other hand. I rolled my eyes and then laughed at myself!
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My best friend's response when I offered to deliver coffee to work on this freezing morning.
"I'd love a big ole decaf with that stuff you put in it." Good thing I know exactly what he was talking about. But I had to improvise when the gas station didn't have "that stuff" and instead had to settle with chocolate and sweet cream.
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