Overheard - Page 2

The_Lady_Snow · 02-07-2011, 01:04 AM

In bed talking about animal morphing abilities:

Grant: Snake!

Me: (making rattling noise) at least i'd warn ya before death

Him: yes i know (while either stroking my hair or plotting escape)

Me: i could of picked a cobra and killed you silently (while making sound)

Him: you make the best animal sounds

Me: I know!! *tee hee*

betenoire · 02-14-2011, 08:21 PM

Nick says:
maryland is THIS close to passing same-sex marriage
Brandy says:
that's why they call it Mary Land

Gemme · 02-15-2011, 09:04 PM

Ebon (as he rolls one of his cigs): I think these are made with rat poison.

*looks at me*

Ebon: I'm still going to smoke them though.

T D · 05-21-2011, 07:40 PM

Me: Well "they" have a lot more money than me, I can't afford to buy blah blah blah.

Mom: Well if you'd stop buying clothes you could.

Me: And how do you know what clothes I do and don't have, have you ever been to my house?

Mom: Well no.

Me: None of you have ever been to my house.

Point made.... don't be commentin to me about chit you know nothin about.

Gentle Tiger · 05-21-2011, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

The tongue shaping stuff is genetic. Either you have the gene or not.

I'll try to remember not to whistle when I'm around you.

I'll try to remember too. But I most likely will forget because I enjoy whistling.

betenoire · 05-22-2011, 10:23 AM

On my lunch break at work last night I went to Burger King (because it's right next door) to get an iced coffee. I ran into a coworker there.

Coworker: HEY HEY HEY! Good to see you! I guess this means we both got Raptured!
Me: Yeah, cuz I'm sure there's fucking Burger King in heaven. F'real.

02-07-2011, 01:04 AM	#21
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	In bed talking about animal morphing abilities: Grant: Snake! Me: (making rattling noise) at least i'd warn ya before death Him: yes i know (while either stroking my hair or plotting escape) Me: i could of picked a cobra and killed you silently (while making sound) Him: you make the best animal sounds Me: I know!! tee hee __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

02-14-2011, 08:21 PM	#22
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,742 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Nick says: maryland is THIS close to passing same-sex marriage Brandy says: that's why they call it Mary Land __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.

02-15-2011, 09:04 PM	#23
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,763 Times in 25,659 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Ebon (as he rolls one of his cigs): I think these are made with rat poison. looks at me Ebon: I'm still going to smoke them though. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

05-21-2011, 07:40 PM	#24
T D Member How Do You Identify?: Person of the trans variety Preferred Pronoun?: He, Sir, Bro, TD, Stevin Relationship Status: On occasion Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 1,165 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,428 Thanked 1,123 Times in 310 Posts Rep Power: 3570338	Me: Well "they" have a lot more money than me, I can't afford to buy blah blah blah. Mom: Well if you'd stop buying clothes you could. Me: And how do you know what clothes I do and don't have, have you ever been to my house? Mom: Well no. Me: None of you have ever been to my house. Point made.... don't be commentin to me about chit you know nothin about. __________________ “Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.”

05-22-2011, 10:23 AM	#26
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,742 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	On my lunch break at work last night I went to Burger King (because it's right next door) to get an iced coffee. I ran into a coworker there. Coworker: HEY HEY HEY! Good to see you! I guess this means we both got Raptured! Me: Yeah, cuz I'm sure there's fucking Burger King in heaven. F'real. __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.