Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Breathless]

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

A: oh Dear ... your arm is the arm to rest upon.

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ???

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

A: oh Dear ... your arm is the arm to rest upon.

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ???

Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by homoe

No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[Kätzchen]

Why is a fire truck red?

"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve. And there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler. And Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. And the ship sailed across the seas. And, in the seas are fish, and fish have fins. And the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. And fire trucks are always "russian" around (according to the Monty Pythonesque application of principles of logic and etymology)."

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The random "stupid" question above is provided courtesy of my bff's daughter who got the comical "stupid answer" by asking S-voice, an application available on most smart phones, about the color of fire trucks.

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

...................

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

Originally Posted by homoe

...................

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

[cathexis]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by cathexis

By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

The liked living on the 'edge' pun intended..............


Why do rich people get to be labeled eccentric, but poor people crazy?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt

oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe.

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe.

Oh if it's root beer soda that would be a root beer float, very enjoyable I might add