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Old 06-27-2017, 08:56 PM   #1
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Because shirts love to converse with socks, that also are placed in the suitcase, about what happens to the other mate when they go thru the dryer...


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
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Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
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Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
A: oh Dear ... your arm is the arm to rest upon.

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ???
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A: oh Dear ... your arm is the arm to rest upon.

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ???
Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
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Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?
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You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?
Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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