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Old 06-23-2017, 02:44 PM   #1
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Because for years you've let them "walk" all over you!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

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Old 06-23-2017, 07:35 PM   #2
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Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

Where is the stupid question?
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Old 06-23-2017, 07:55 PM   #3
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Where is the stupid question?
If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

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If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?
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Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?
*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?
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*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?
Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
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Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.
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