Isn't it weird?

JustJo · 06-17-2010, 08:30 AM

Isn't it weird how the people who have made the biggest hash of their own lives seem to have the most opinions about how I should run mine?

Isn't it weird how my best friend always seems to know when I need that phone call that says "hey, I miss you, let's go to breakfast"...even when we haven't talked in awhile?

Isn't it weird how every time I put off mowing the lawn, it rains for days...and then I can't?

Your turn...

always2late · 06-17-2010, 08:37 AM

Isn't it weird how the second you go on a diet...people who NEVER brought food into work before, start bringing in donuts or candy for "everyone" LOL

Isn't it weird how the minute you actually sit down and relax with your feet up to watch your favorite TV show...THAT is the exact moment the dogs decide they need to go out for a nice loooooong walk!

NJFemmie · 06-17-2010, 08:48 AM

Isn't it weird when your boss calls five minutes before quitting time to tell you about a project he needs to have done. Before you leave work. Even though he had all day to tell you about it.

Gemme · 06-17-2010, 09:56 AM

Isn't it weird that no one can be in the house for hours until the exact moment you decide to masturbate with your bedroom door open and are two minutes away from finishing?

Soon · 06-17-2010, 10:02 AM

Isn't it weird how much faster time goes by now that we are older?

Nat · 06-17-2010, 10:04 AM

Isn't it weird that in birds, the male is the one with two of the same sex chromosomes (ZZ) and the female is the one with the differentiated chromosomes (ZY)?

Random · 06-17-2010, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Isn't it weird when your boss calls five minutes before quitting time to tell you about a project he needs to have done. Before you leave work. Even though he had all day to tell you about it.

Oh.. this brings back memories.

I worked for an investment buyer.

His favorite thing to do to me was dropping off two memory cards and a stack of spec on friday afternoon around 4:50

I needed to download, fix the pictures, print them out, match them to the specs and write certaint data on the print outs...

All while fighting his daughter for my computer, because she wanted to play games.

Oh look.. my eye twitch is back...

princessbelle · 06-17-2010, 10:08 AM

Isn't it weird that when you finally get a little in savings, the AC goes out or the fridge?

Isn't it weird that when you finally collapse at the end of the day to watch TV there is absolutely NOTHING on.

Isn't it weird that when you have worked for days and finally have a day off the next day to clean, company always comes over the night before?

lipstixgal · 06-17-2010, 10:23 AM

Isn't weird that when the end of the semester comes the professor announces that you have to present your paper in front of the WHOLE Class..Oh my

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 10:58 AM

isnt it wierd that when people want something they are johnnie on the spot,but if u need something they cant be found.

isnt it wierd how someone recreates their whole persona for someone then pretends thats who they were all along

isnt it wierd how u finally decide to ease up off the sweets then all hell erupts--and u have no

NJFemmie · 06-17-2010, 11:03 AM

Isn't it weird how, what should be a simple task, turns out to be the most complicated and frustrating project?

foxyshaman · 06-17-2010, 11:10 AM

Isn't it weird you remember everything you need while in the house... and when you get to your car you remember everything you forgot...

<from the one who makes many trips back into the house>

Kenna · 06-17-2010, 11:19 AM

Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 11:40 AM

isnt it wierd that someone sees me in my papa johns shirt and asks wheres my pizza,but looks at me funny if i see someone in a lexus shirt and asks wheres my car

isnt it wierd that when u

people look at you like you just did the most horrible thing imaginable---more room out than in folks...better an empty house than a bad tenant....just sayin

isnt it wierd how u get ur mouth all set for something like orange juice,go to the fridge,find u r out and ur mouth gets pissed off....tell me im not the only one that has this problem

JustJo · 06-17-2010, 11:57 AM

Isn't it weird how the cats can be asleep in various spots all over the house, until I make a sandwich...and then they're all instantly awake and want to be in my lap?

Isn't it weird how, on a conference call, you can ask a question and there's silence...and then everyone starts to talk at once...then stops...then starts again?

Isn't it weird how I almost never want things that have milk as an ingredient...until I'm out of milk...and then everything I can think of making to eat needs milk?

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 12:31 PM

isnt it wierd how ive developed a strange bond to my very friendly wild crab

isnt it wierd that my cable is always acting up but come Saturday(my day off) it suddenly doesnt work at all

isnt it wierd that even tho i shower regularly, people still tell me i smell like pizza----yes i use soap!!

isnt it wierd when u expect the worst something good always happens

isnt it wierd that bad things come in 3s

Random · 06-17-2010, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet

Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells *nice* thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!?

Believe it or not... JC Pennys.. Well at least in savanna..

Also, have you looked at walmart? I found them in Missouri at walmart..

yes, it did bring one of those.. *hmmmm, who would have thunk* moments..

scootebaby · 06-17-2010, 01:31 PM

isnt it wierd how a pic someone took looks one way(cute) to them and totally opposite(kiddie porn) to you

isnt it wierd how ur son doesnt come out of his room til at that very crucial moment of ur "me" time...then wantsa to sit on bed and talk to u about nothing

isnt it wierd how i seem to love this wierd thread lol

NJFemmie · 06-17-2010, 01:49 PM

Isn't it weird how some people claim they are way too busy and don't have time to do something, yet, they can watch youtube videos and world cup soccer all damn day?

(can you tell I'm having "that" kind of a week at work? lol)

foxyshaman · 06-17-2010, 02:10 PM

Isn't it weird I only spill coffee on myself when I am wearing white

Isn't it weird that my scanner only crashes when I am alone and not when the Techie girl is here

06-17-2010, 08:30 AM	#1
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,408 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Isn't it weird? Isn't it weird how the people who have made the biggest hash of their own lives seem to have the most opinions about how I should run mine? Isn't it weird how my best friend always seems to know when I need that phone call that says "hey, I miss you, let's go to breakfast"...even when we haven't talked in awhile? Isn't it weird how every time I put off mowing the lawn, it rains for days...and then I can't? Your turn... __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

06-17-2010, 08:37 AM	#2
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Isn't it weird how the second you go on a diet...people who NEVER brought food into work before, start bringing in donuts or candy for "everyone" LOL Isn't it weird how the minute you actually sit down and relax with your feet up to watch your favorite TV show...THAT is the exact moment the dogs decide they need to go out for a nice loooooong walk! __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

06-17-2010, 08:48 AM	#3
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Isn't it weird when your boss calls five minutes before quitting time to tell you about a project he needs to have done. Before you leave work. Even though he had all day to tell you about it. __________________

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Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,095 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Isn't it weird how much faster time goes by now that we are older?

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princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,499 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Isn't it weird that when you finally get a little in savings, the AC goes out or the fridge? Isn't it weird that when you finally collapse at the end of the day to watch TV there is absolutely NOTHING on. Isn't it weird that when you have worked for days and finally have a day off the next day to clean, company always comes over the night before? __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

06-17-2010, 10:23 AM	#9
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	Isn't weird that when the end of the semester comes the professor announces that you have to present your paper in front of the WHOLE Class..Oh my

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scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd that when people want something they are johnnie on the spot,but if u need something they cant be found. isnt it wierd how someone recreates their whole persona for someone then pretends thats who they were all along isnt it wierd how u finally decide to ease up off the sweets then all hell erupts--and u have no

06-17-2010, 11:03 AM	#11
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Isn't it weird how, what should be a simple task, turns out to be the most complicated and frustrating project? __________________

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foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Isn't it weird you remember everything you need while in the house... and when you get to your car you remember everything you forgot... <from the one who makes many trips back into the house> __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

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Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Isn't it weird that in "The South", apparently I can't find a place that sells nice thigh high hose? It was either thick, jet black tights or control top "nude" hose. Isn't it weird that they would think someone would wear TIGHTS in this heat!? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

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scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd that someone sees me in my papa johns shirt and asks wheres my pizza,but looks at me funny if i see someone in a lexus shirt and asks wheres my car isnt it wierd that when u people look at you like you just did the most horrible thing imaginable---more room out than in folks...better an empty house than a bad tenant....just sayin isnt it wierd how u get ur mouth all set for something like orange juice,go to the fridge,find u r out and ur mouth gets pissed off....tell me im not the only one that has this problem

06-17-2010, 11:57 AM	#15
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,408 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Isn't it weird how the cats can be asleep in various spots all over the house, until I make a sandwich...and then they're all instantly awake and want to be in my lap? Isn't it weird how, on a conference call, you can ask a question and there's silence...and then everyone starts to talk at once...then stops...then starts again? Isn't it weird how I almost never want things that have milk as an ingredient...until I'm out of milk...and then everything I can think of making to eat needs milk? __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

06-17-2010, 12:31 PM	#16
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd how ive developed a strange bond to my very friendly wild crab isnt it wierd that my cable is always acting up but come Saturday(my day off) it suddenly doesnt work at all isnt it wierd that even tho i shower regularly, people still tell me i smell like pizza----yes i use soap!! isnt it wierd when u expect the worst something good always happens isnt it wierd that bad things come in 3s

06-17-2010, 01:31 PM	#18
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	isnt it wierd how a pic someone took looks one way(cute) to them and totally opposite(kiddie porn) to you isnt it wierd how ur son doesnt come out of his room til at that very crucial moment of ur "me" time...then wantsa to sit on bed and talk to u about nothing isnt it wierd how i seem to love this wierd thread lol

06-17-2010, 01:49 PM	#19
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Isn't it weird how some people claim they are way too busy and don't have time to do something, yet, they can watch youtube videos and world cup soccer all damn day? (can you tell I'm having "that" kind of a week at work? lol) __________________

06-17-2010, 02:10 PM	#20
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,593 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Isn't it weird I only spill coffee on myself when I am wearing white Isn't it weird that my scanner only crashes when I am alone and not when the Techie girl is here __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode