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How come a paint can opener also has a bottle opener on the other end? It's as if painting and beer drinking somehow go together?
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They don't?
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at what point is one brushing beer on the wall and drinking paint?
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Leverage. Made useful. Imagine the opener without it.
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are you trying to hypnotize me?
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lol- and once under you fold the brush into those little hands "paint"
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Ya'll aint painting my damned house with beer involved!! Beer is for AFTER!! LOL
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Hmm, but the paint opener also works good as an emergency screw driver also! But then again, my belt buckle opens beers pretty good to sooooo... Perhaps with all the leverage of the paint oper/beer cap we should paint everyones house with a six pack of coke
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perhaps its just a multi tool...yanno like a swiss army knife
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I also withhold the proverbial pizza too until a significant part of the place is painted and/or moved and/or fill in the blank for whatever project you've lured your beer-loving friends over for. Yup but I still use the tip of the paint stirrer to open the cans. It opens AND stirs paint AND can do small measurements AND can act as one helluva weapon should the need arise. Talk about a multi-tool. ![]() |
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