Seeking Sexy Birthday Party Tips

[foxyshaman]

I am in serious need of some help. I have taken on the task of hosting a for two incredibly wonderful butch friends. One suggested I , a request I gracefully declined. Especially when it was suggested I wear my corset and heels. After my polite, but firm, refusal it was suggested that I incorporate games. I am going to sound like a total curmudgeon, I don't usually play games. At least not those kind.

So the first game I have I inherited from my kids, called Snakes and Shots. It comes with shot glasses, dice and a glass playing board (I believe it is anticipated you will spill a drink on it) It actually looks kinda fun. However I am a two shot sinker so I don't know how many rounds I could go!! But there are truth and dare squares. It has been suggested that one of the birthday girls gets to pick a question out of the pile to ask. I am responsible for the pile.

The other game that was thrown into the mix is "Spin the Bottle". Well when that was put out there I roared with laughter...no seriously. We are all in our mid + forties and I don't think any of us have played that for decades!! *I can admit that I may be wrong on that*. I need cards for that game for the girls who do not want to kiss. One of my friends is a bit uptight, the other one...I don't know her well enough to guess. The two..."instead of kissing" cards I have so far are:

Say "make my coffee extra strong (see I do suck)" in your sexiest bedroom voice.

Another one suggested by one of the birthday gals of course is... show me your sexiest come on move. Now if I did have said shot or two mine would be moving slowly up the legs, biting at the crotch of her jeans, and undoing her belt with my teeth. So, ideas like that/

So. I believe the nature of the evening is to:

laugh
get sexy
laugh
get tipsy
laugh
get outside the box (metaphorical box of course)

Any and all help will be greatly appreciated!!!