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Old 10-31-2012, 12:29 PM   #1
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Default *** WHEN PIGS FLY ***

Today has already been one of those days:
I missed my train,
I had to reschudule my whole day,
It's raining outside (quietly, I might add)
Although, I hear birdsong out in the pine trees.
So, tell me:
When do pigs fly???
Will they ever fly?
More importantly, when will pigs fly for me?
I know everything happens for a reason,
but I know one thing: If pigs EVER fly for me,
I know I won't be able to keep quiet about it at all!
I'll be so excited, giddy, and beside myself with joy
when pigs fly for me, that you all might just think I've
lost my mind!!! *LOL* (or not).


SoOoOOoOoo,
I am now here to help a few pigs fly:
I know, I know, it's sounds like a 3-ring circus act!



*Here.... piggy, piggy, piggy...*

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Heh. I found this little tribe of flying pigs on a blog called The L Magazine and the blog article (where this picture comes from) talks about swine flu. I'll excerpt part of the archived article (found here) because the authors' comparison cracked me up. Other than the article giving a smile or two, I thought the pigs in this picture were pretty flashy, sporting their steampunk goggles!
I suppose the good news is that out of 126,000 cases, only 140 people have died, which makes getting swine flu safer than getting in a car. (I'm pretty sure, anyway; I always use the car example because apparently it's statistically more dangerous to get in a car than it is to do just about anything — except maybe guerilla warfare.) — Jonny Diamond (Tuesday - June 9th, 2009 @ 3:07 pm)
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I have dated two flying pigs.....
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The day when Pigs fly, is the day when I’ll be their Squadron Leader, and teaching the devil to ice skate in hell! :wink:
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I have dated two flying pigs.....
I've dated a few reptiles in the past, but never flying pigs..... There is always a first for everything, lol! :\
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Hmm, I wonder whom it was that thought up the phrase *when pigs fly*, it's a good one.....lmao


almost as good as this one : What you want is in one empty hand and what you actually have is shit in the other....referring to wanting something too expensive and not having the means to afford it. lmao
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Okay, so this is nerdy, but I'm college (and remember I studied aerospace engineering), we had a saying:

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Cincinnati has an annual Flying Pig marathon. Does that count?

Cincinnati's nickname is Porkopolis. There use to be statues of pigs everywhere.
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