What Is Your Best Holiday/Gag Gift Prank Ever???

Heavenleahangel · 11-19-2014, 04:57 AM

The holidays are among us and I am known for good pranks and gag gifts. I'm curious. What is the best prank/gag gift you have ever given or received? I could use a good laugh right now, so come on and give me some new ideas this year. Thanks and Happy Holidays to everyone!!!

Heavenleahangel · 11-19-2014, 05:43 AM

I will go first! Three years ago my oldest daughter wanted a pink digital camera even though she absolutely did NOT deserve anything at all. She went on and on about how she had better wake up to a shiny pink camera Christmas morning. Keep in mind. she was oh...24 at the time!
Christmas Eve I found the camera of mine she had played around with which was an old 5 megapixel Kodak, pulled out a bottle of pink nail polish and with great precision, proceeded to paint the camera, wrap it up, and lovingly place it under the tree!
I sat back waiting as my 5 year old son tore through his gifts from Santa and as I found the box within a box within a box and handed it to her I could barely hold my chuckles. She tore it open and was sooo excited! Whooping and hollering about the pretty pink color and so on. It took her almost 30 minutes to realize it was the old camera painted pink!
She stormed in the kitchen where I was demanding her *real* gift, I assured her that was her real gift and reminded her she had not once mentioned wanting a NEW pink camera-just a pink camera. To top it off, in one of her gifts from family there was a note that said "Oh, by the way, it is past the time to get your first job so here are some pens and a subscription to the local paper to get a jump start on the hunt to self sufficiency and buying the things you want on your own." It was hilarious! Did I mention she was almost 25!

Talon · 11-19-2014, 09:46 AM

Now this thread has JAGG's name written all over it....

Sweet Bliss · 11-19-2014, 09:57 AM

Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!

Heavenleahangel · 11-19-2014, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!

OMG! That is priceless! Thanks for sharing.

JDeere · 11-19-2014, 05:50 PM

My sister wanted a new car for Christmas one year, so I bought her a matchbox car!

God, was she mad!

Blade · 12-28-2014, 09:05 PM

Years ago, I would go get my exes paycheck every Friday and bring back lunch. There was a guy that worked there and every week he would ask "what did you bring me". Finally, I started telling him I'd fix and bring him something for Christmas.

Sooooo I fixed up a shirt box with wax paper on the inside and piled it full of dog poop I had scooped that morning. Taped it shut and wrapped it. When I went in to get the check, he ask "where's mine" I said its in the truck,I'll be right back.

I came back to the breakroom with the box and handed it to him. He said it's heavy must be chocolates or something baked. I smiled and nodded. He opened the box and started gagging and cleared the breakroom out.

Ted never did ask me what I brought him again.

SleepyButch · 12-28-2014, 11:33 PM

Several years ago, my teenage niece wanted one of those chi curling iron things. I purchased one for her. Being the jokester that I can be, I also got her a chia pet. I wrapped the chia pet and put it under the tree and held the chi curling iron thing in another room. So when she went to open her gift, the look on her face was priceless. I asked her, didn't you ask for a chia pet? She said nooooo.. I wanted the chi thing. I asked her if she was sure and she said yes. I apologized to her several times. A little while later, I went and got the other gift for her. She was relieved. Lol. It was really funny.. at least I thought so.

Rockinonahigh · 12-28-2014, 11:56 PM

Last year a friend of mine had a dirty Christmas party,we all had to bring some kind of gag gift,the one I brought was bright pink vibrator that had a real how to use it page I typed up to go with it.Well one of the guys I play pool with picked it out when I was his turn to pick a gift,this nut case is well over 21 and hasn't lived under a rock,but he was like a kid with anew toy trying to see what all it could do....finely all the guys got to playing with it...boys and there toys is all I can say.

11-19-2014, 04:57 AM	#1
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11-19-2014, 05:43 AM	#2
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675553	I will go first! Three years ago my oldest daughter wanted a pink digital camera even though she absolutely did NOT deserve anything at all. She went on and on about how she had better wake up to a shiny pink camera Christmas morning. Keep in mind. she was oh...24 at the time! Christmas Eve I found the camera of mine she had played around with which was an old 5 megapixel Kodak, pulled out a bottle of pink nail polish and with great precision, proceeded to paint the camera, wrap it up, and lovingly place it under the tree! I sat back waiting as my 5 year old son tore through his gifts from Santa and as I found the box within a box within a box and handed it to her I could barely hold my chuckles. She tore it open and was sooo excited! Whooping and hollering about the pretty pink color and so on. It took her almost 30 minutes to realize it was the old camera painted pink! She stormed in the kitchen where I was demanding her real gift, I assured her that was her real gift and reminded her she had not once mentioned wanting a NEW pink camera-just a pink camera. To top it off, in one of her gifts from family there was a note that said "Oh, by the way, it is past the time to get your first job so here are some pens and a subscription to the local paper to get a jump start on the hunt to self sufficiency and buying the things you want on your own." It was hilarious! Did I mention she was almost 25! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

11-19-2014, 05:50 PM	#6
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12-28-2014, 09:05 PM	#7
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,417 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Years ago, I would go get my exes paycheck every Friday and bring back lunch. There was a guy that worked there and every week he would ask "what did you bring me". Finally, I started telling him I'd fix and bring him something for Christmas. Sooooo I fixed up a shirt box with wax paper on the inside and piled it full of dog poop I had scooped that morning. Taped it shut and wrapped it. When I went in to get the check, he ask "where's mine" I said its in the truck,I'll be right back. I came back to the breakroom with the box and handed it to him. He said it's heavy must be chocolates or something baked. I smiled and nodded. He opened the box and started gagging and cleared the breakroom out. Ted never did ask me what I brought him again. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

12-28-2014, 11:33 PM	#8
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11-19-2014, 09:46 AM	#3
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Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,267 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? " She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit. Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask. "Shit." Ok. She really wants shit. Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically! Rubber pile of shit. For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere. Best present EVER!

12-28-2014, 11:56 PM	#9
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,936 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Last year a friend of mine had a dirty Christmas party,we all had to bring some kind of gag gift,the one I brought was bright pink vibrator that had a real how to use it page I typed up to go with it.Well one of the guys I play pool with picked it out when I was his turn to pick a gift,this nut case is well over 21 and hasn't lived under a rock,but he was like a kid with anew toy trying to see what all it could do....finely all the guys got to playing with it...boys and there toys is all I can say.