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Dear Plato,
It's official. You got your AARP card and have woken up half a century young today. The second half is always the best baby, and I know that will be true for you. This year is going to be a stellar year for you! It will be filled with recognized dreams, good love, a child off to college, and a wife that adores you. The kids are all excited that you are that much closer to the senior discount at IHOP. I love you darling. Happy, Happy Birthday. Adoringly, Your Wifey who does not think you are REALLY fifty, just 49.95, plus tax! |
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