The ABC Game

[puddin']

nada, s'all good. harry's not easily ruffled. lol


ohhh, are we at a lull?

[C0LLETTE]

ohhh, are we at a lull?

Perhaps we are given that Harry dozed off a few hours ago

[Sweet Bliss]

Quick, hand me the phone book, let's call random numbers! :jester:

[C0LLETTE]

Quick, hand me the phone book, let's call random numbers! :jester:

Random numbers always lead to trouble.

[puddin']

stated that way, it seems ominous.

[C0LLETTE]

stated that way, it seems ominous.

Touché, my friend.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Touché, my friend.

Under all of the faldaral, it made sense!

[JDeere]

Under all of the faldaral, it made sense!

Very good preception!

[C0LLETTE]

Very good preception!

Well said,too

[MsTinkerbelly]

Well said,too

X-rays will be taken in the order of arrival to the clinic.

[C0LLETTE]

X-rays will be taken in the order of arrival to the clinic.

You are first in line so be my guest.

[MsTinkerbelly]

You are first in line so be my guest.


Zebras must form their own line on the right.

[Miss_J]

Zebras must form their own line on the right.

Angels very rarely fall through the fault of others.

[C0LLETTE]

Butter an angel and that side lands down

[MsTinkerbelly]

Butter an angel and that side lands down

Cough because you are laughing hard, and your drink could spray out of your nose.

[C0LLETTE]

Did you cover your mouth?

[MsTinkerbelly]

Exactly right, I covered my mouth!

[C0LLETTE]

Exactly right, I covered my mouth!

Femme thing or just generally polite?

[MsTinkerbelly]

Femme thing or just generally polite?

God told me I had to cover my mouth, or I would lose my femme card.:|

[C0LLETTE]

God told me I had to cover my mouth, or I would lose my femme card.:|

How exactly did God speak to you?

[Bèsame*]

How exactly did God speak to you?

Inside the bottle, was a message.

[C0LLETTE]

Inside the bottle, was a message.

Joking, joshing and jestering aside, did you have a visitation or vision?

[homoe]

Joking, joshing and jestering aside, did you have a visitation or vision?

Kindness is something that comes back ten fold I'm told!

[C0LLETTE]

Kindness is something that comes back ten fold I'm told!

Like Hell...oh, I'm kidding, please be kind to me.

[Bèsame*]

Like Hell...oh, I'm kidding, please be kind to me.

Maybe, are you worth it?

[C0LLETTE]

Maybe, are you worth it?

Nobody deserves it more.

[homoe]

On:eyebrow:ly my hairdresser knows for sure

[C0LLETTE]

On:eyebrow:ly my hairdresser knows for sure

Part it in the middle and it's easy to tell.

[homoe]

Part it in the middle and it's easy to tell.

Quit it or I'm telling mom:bigcry:

[C0LLETTE]

Quit it or I'm telling mom:bigcry:

Rats, I thought you were bigger than that.

[homoe]

Rats, I thought you were bigger than that.

Shoot, I forgot to pick up the dry cleaning!

[C0LLETTE]

Shoot, I forgot to pick up the dry cleaning!

telltale dementia can be caused by cleaning fluids.

[homoe]

telltale dementia can be caused by cleaning fluids.

Until further notice, don't contact me!

[C0LLETTE]

Until further notice, don't contact me!

Vanish from my sight, then.

[homoe]

Vanish from my sight, then.

Well, of all the nerve!

[C0LLETTE]

Well, of all the nerve!

Xanadu wouldn't be far enough, you cur!

[homoe]

Xanadu wouldn't be far enough, you cur!

You never call or send flowers anymore!

[C0LLETTE]

You never call or send flowers anymore!

Zygotes never seem to be enough for you so this was my way of telling you that I really don't want any more children; at least not now.

[homoe]

Zygotes never seem to be enough for you so this was my way of telling you that I really don't want any more children; at least not now.

Always wear fresh and clean underwear! You might get hit by a truck and taken to the hospital!

[C0LLETTE]

Always wear fresh and clean underwear! You might get hit by a truck and taken to the hospital!

Beats putting on clean underwear, getting hit by a truck and no one showing up.

[homoe]

Beats putting on clean underwear, getting hit by a truck and no one showing up.

Cleanest is next to godliness or so they say!

[homoe]

Cleanest is next to godliness or so they say!

Dam is what a beaver builds!

[Bèsame*]

Dam is what a beaver builds!

Everyone needs love, even eager beavers!

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone needs love, even eager beavers!

F*ck the beavers.....

[homoe]

F*ck the beavers.....

Gee, she swore and said the F word:blink:

[homoe]

Gee, she swore and said the F word:blink:

How come nobody continued on?

[C0LLETTE]

How come nobody continued on?

I guess that they think beavers are too cute to get f*cked

[homoe]

I guess that they think beavers are too cute to get f*cked

Just enough about the beavers already, I like possums much better!

[puddin']

kiwis are flightless birds native to new zealand

[C0LLETTE]

Lapland has reindeer but no beavers.

[homoe]

Mostly I don't give a rip about the beavers or where they live!

[puddin']

nigella recipes are fun to try out

[homoe]

Only use fresh ingredients for best results!

[puddin']

pickled okra in a martini is divine as...

[Bèsame*]

quite a lot of olives!

[puddin']

relishes are quite nice as well...

[C0LLETTE]

someone puts relish in a martini?

[Smiling]

Tasty!

.......

[C0LLETTE]

Unusual combinations can be very hit or miss.

[Bèsame*]

Unusual combinations can be very hit or miss.

Visual combos, such as lace and skin, very voyeur.

[C0LLETTE]

Visual combos, such as lace and skin, very voyeur.


Whisky can blur your vision so voyeur beware.

[homoe]

Whisky can blur your vision so voyeur beware.

X-Ray vision could come in very handy!

[C0LLETTE]

X-Ray vision could come in very handy!

You betcha.

[homoe]

You betcha.

Zoos trips are not on my agenda anytime soon!

[homoe]

Zoos trips are not on my agenda anytime soon!

Are you on Santa's good or naught list

[Gayandgray]

Are you on Santa's good or naught list

B: Been pretty good so far this year

[afemmenatalie]

B: Been pretty good so far this year

Can things get any better?

[Gayandgray]

Can things get any better?

D: Darn sure hoping so

[afemmenatalie]

D: Darn sure hoping so

Everyone deserves a good time!

[Gayandgray]

Everyone deserves a good time!

Feeling like good times are ahead

[afemmenatalie]

Feeling like good times are ahead

Good times are here!!

[Gayandgray]

Good times are here!!

Have a wonderful day!!

[afemmenatalie]

Have a wonderful day!!

Include everyone at dinner!

[Stone-Butch]

Just make sure to make enough food.

[easygoingfemme]

Kale salad for everyone....

[willow]

Leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

[Gayandgray]

Leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

Make some sweet iced tea, too!

[afemmenatalie]

Make some sweet iced tea, too!

Never mind the lemon!

[Gayandgray]

Never mind the lemon!

Oh I can't wait!!!

[Gayandgray]

Oh I can't wait!!!

Pudding for dessert?

[afemmenatalie]

Pudding for dessert?

Queen demands lemon pudding!

[Gayandgray]

Queen demands lemon pudding!

Really prefer tapioca, however.....

[C0LLETTE]

Really prefer tapioca, however.....

Sunday is for jello...

[ONLY]

The day is STINKING HOT!!!!

[SoulShineFemme]

The day is STINKING HOT!!!!

Undeniably so!!

[ONLY]

Undeniably so!!


VAVAVAVOOOOOOM there she is xo

[SoulShineFemme]

VAVAVAVOOOOOOM there she is xo

Who, me?? It had BETTER be me. Hahaha! 😀

[Gayandgray]

Who, me?? It had BETTER be me. Hahaha! 😀

Xylophone lessons today!!!!

[Gayandgray]

Xylophone lessons today!!!!

You make the pudding yet?

[homoe]

Zippers always break on children's jackets!

[TL1]

Alright, who's got the beer?

[homoe]

Alright, who's got the beer?

Beer, I thought they said to bring deer:blush:

[Gayandgray]

Beer, I thought they said to bring deer:blush:

Case of Rolling Rock right here!!

[homoe]

Case of Rolling Rock right here!!

Don't shop till you drop, save some energy for later:hangloose:

[Gayandgray]

Don't shop till you drop, save some energy for later:hangloose:

Energy for days with all this coffee!!!

[Bèsame*]

Energy for days with all this coffee!!!

Finally! Feistiness for a fantasy!

[Gayandgray]

Finally! Feistiness for a fantasy!

Got a fantasy of running away to the islands!!!!!

[Bèsame*]

Got a fantasy of running away to the islands!!!!!

Hula in Hawaii!

[Orema]

Hula in Hawaii!

I'm going, too!

[Gayandgray]

I'm going, too!

Jump right in my car!!!

[~ocean]

Jump right in my car!!!


Keep the motor running !

[Gayandgray]

Keep the motor running !

Love to cruise by the ocean........

[Bèsame*]

Love to cruise by the ocean........

Mention the ocean? Cake there, too?

[TL1]

Mention the ocean? Cake there, too?


No, but there's plenty of hungry sharks

[Bèsame*]

No, but there's plenty of hungry sharks

Ooodles of octopuses were seen close by, oh my!

[afemmenatalie]

Ooodles of octopuses were seen close by, oh my!

Puzzled, wondering where you saw oodles of octopuses.

[homoe]

Quick, put out that cigarette!

[~ocean]

Reasoning ??? What reasoning lol

[homoe]

Say, who do you think you are?

[Bèsame*]

The one that cares.

[homoe]

Under no circumstances will I answer that question!

[Bèsame*]

Very shadey, you are!

[homoe]

What, well I never!

[Gayandgray]

X-ray vision lets me see lots of things......

[C0LLETTE]

You just never know when a superpower will come in handy.

[Gayandgray]

Zebras are my favorite animals!!!

[homoe]

Alright, who stole my wallet?

[C0LLETTE]

Alright, who stole my wallet?

Burglars...who else?

[homoe]

Call the police :police:

[C0LLETTE]

Call the police :police:

Dial 911 and wait "on hold".

[TL1]

Dial 911 and wait "on hold".

Everyone just chill

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone just chill

Fine for you but you aren't the one that was robbed.

[TL1]

Fine for you but you aren't the one that was robbed.

Go catch the punk instead

[homoe]

Go catch the punk instead

Hell, that's for the cops to do!

[TL1]

Hell, that's for the cops to do!

It may be so but the cops are taking too long

[homoe]

It may be so but the cops are taking too long

Just as long as they catch the crook and I get my wallet back, I don't mind!

[Bèsame*]

Just as long as they catch the crook and I get my wallet back, I don't mind!

Key witnesses were interviewed just for that reason!

[homoe]

Key witnesses were interviewed just for that reason!

Letters were sent out too asking witnesses to come forward:praying:

[Bèsame*]

Letters were sent out too asking witnesses to come forward:praying:

May you never find yourself in the same predicament again!

[homoe]

May you never find yourself in the same predicament again!

No way, if I ever do, I'm calling you!

[Bèsame*]

No way, if I ever do, I'm calling you!

Offering you all my help, anytime!

[homoe]

Offering you all my help, anytime!

Personally, I'd trust you with my last dollar!

[Bèsame*]

Personally, I'd trust you with my last dollar!

Quite trusting of me!

[homoe]

Quite trusting of me!

Right, very much so.

[C0LLETTE]

Right, very much so.

So prove it and send me your last dollar.

[Bèsame*]

So prove it and send me your last dollar.

Thanking you in advance, that dollar needs an address to be sent to.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Thanking you in advance, that dollar needs an address to be sent to.

Using that dollar for a cold drink sure will hit the spot on this hot day!

[Bèsame*]

Using that dollar for a cold drink sure will hit the spot on this hot day!

Very good idea, one with lots of ice!

[MsTinkerbelly]

Very good idea, one with lots of ice!

Where is the closest store, point me in that direction please!

[~ocean]

Where is the closest store, point me in that direction please!


x-ray again ~dayummmm

[MsTinkerbelly]

x-ray again ~dayummmm

Your attempt to use x was very brave!

[homoe]

Your attempt to use x was very brave!

Zen has me calm, cool and collected today!

[homoe]

Another day another dollar:hangloose:

[homoe]

Before crossing, look both ways!

[Smiling]

Before crossing, look both ways!

Could you please tell me why I should do that?

[homoe]

Don't want to see you get hit by a car or truck!

[JDeere]

Everyone should follow that rule!

[homoe]

For sure, I agree!

[JDeere]

Good gracious is it already almost 9 pm Central time?

[homoe]

How did it get to be that late!

[homoe]

I have no idea!

[Gayandgray]

Just relax, there's plenty of time!:hangloose:

[TL1]

Just relax, there's plenty of time!:hangloose:

Know though, that life is short.

[Gayandgray]

Live hard,live fast, die young.

[JDeere]

Live hard,live fast, die young.

My motto lately has been to never give up!

[C0LLETTE]

My motto lately has been to never give up!

Nobody's looking so just give up and have that beer.

[Bèsame*]

Nobody's looking so just give up and have that beer.

Open it up, and let's toast!

[C0LLETTE]

Open it up, and let's toast!

Pabst or would you prefer a good Canadian beer?

[Bèsame*]

Pabst or would you prefer a good Canadian beer?

Quite undecisive, but willing to try Canadian beer!

[C0LLETTE]

Quite undecisive, but willing to try Canadian beer!

Right choice, I'd say.

[afemmenatalie]

Right choice, I'd say.

Say what?........

[Gayandgray]

Say what?........

Try the beer from Canada, anything is better than Pabst.

[TL1]

Try the beer from Canada, anything is better than Pabst.

Ummmmm id rather stick to the beer I know and like.

[Gayandgray]

Ummmmm id rather stick to the beer I know and like.

Very well then!

[C0LLETTE]

Very well then!

Why not try at least one sip even if you have to hold your nose?

[homoe]

Why not try at least one sip even if you have to hold your nose?

X marks the spot!

[Gayandgray]

X marks the spot!

You always hated beer?!

[homoe]

You always hated beer?!

Zodiac signs make me giggle.

[JDeere]

And there is a Tauren on this thread, can you guess who it is?

[homoe]

Because I'm the mother, and I said so!

[homoe]

Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth:praying:

[homoe]

Don't be so paranoid!

[homoe]

Everyone is doing it!

[Bèsame*]

Everyone is doing it!

Finally, I found this thread!

[C0LLETTE]

Finally, I found this thread!

Great, now post something.

[Bèsame*]

Great, now post something.

Having a moment, hurry with a subject!

[homoe]

I can't believe how paranoid some people are!

[Cin]

Just stop and feel how breathtaking it is to be alive.

[Bèsame*]

Kind, caring words, are the key to any relationship.

[Cin]

Let me entertain you.

[MsTinkerbelly]

May the force be with you!

[Bèsame*]

Not a care in the world, it's a new day!

[homoe]

Oh grow up!

[C0LLETTE]

Oh grow up!

pass the ketchup, please.

[homoe]

Quilts make great gifts for the holidays.

[C0LLETTE]

Quilts make great gifts for the holidays.

Roy Rogers lunch boxes are nice,too.

[homoe]

Some items, like boxes of jello, just aren't appropriate to give however!

[C0LLETTE]

Some items, like boxes of jello, just aren't appropriate to give however!

too bad cause I wanted to regift the Jello before the expiry day.

[homoe]

Until tomorrow then, goodnight!

[C0LLETTE]

Until tomorrow then, goodnight!

very well but do remember to turn out the light when you leave and leave the key in the flower pot by the garage door.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Where did I put the flashlight?

[C0LLETTE]

Where did I put the flashlight?

X cuse me but all the real x words have been used or sound like the stuff they use to make "memory foam".

[homoe]

You know what, I totally agree with you!

[C0LLETTE]

You know what, I totally agree with you!

Zure you do cause you used up all the "Z" words too

[homoe]

A fresh start how wonderful!

[C0LLETTE]

A fresh start how wonderful!

Bah, you're just going to use up all the "C"s now and every vowel which is really dirty playing.

[homoe]

Can't you just see it now, me doing that!

[C0LLETTE]

Can't you just see it now, me doing that!

Damn you, damn your desire to dominate the ABC Game

[homoe]

Everyone is entitled to their opinion!

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone is entitled to their opinion!

F word applies here.

[afemmenatalie]

F word applies here.

Geez, can't get enough cotton candy!

[homoe]

How come I always seem to get the crappy letters?

[TL1]

How come I always seem to get the crappy letters?

It's because you're special.

[C0LLETTE]

It's because you're special.

Jealous cause I get the X and Z?

[homoe]

Know this, I refuse to surrender!

[Bèsame*]

Look, there will be times when you will need to give in....

[homoe]

More or else, everyone gives in at some point!

[Bèsame*]

Nothing else is like sweet surrender.

[homoe]

Oh I'd have to say sex is way better than surrender any day of the week!

[Bèsame*]

Problem is, not enough days in the week!

[homoe]

Queer is a word I claim and own!

[Bèsame*]

Rest assure, your not alone!

[homoe]

So, should we throw a surprise party or not? :bday2:

[Bèsame*]

There is always a reason for a party!

[C0LLETTE]

There is always a reason for a party!

Unless you have no friends and it would be a waste of money.

[Bèsame*]

Unless you have no friends and it would be a waste of money.

Vodka flavors are fun at parties!

[C0LLETTE]

Vodka flavors are fun at parties!

What time should I be there?

[JDeere]

What time should I be there?

X on the clock, means any time!

[homoe]

You should of seen the look on her face when we jumped out and hollered SURPRISE!

[TL1]

You should of seen the look on her face when we jumped out and hollered SURPRISE!

Zebra's jumped out yelling surprise too.

[homoe]

A fool and his money are soon parted!

[Bèsame*]

Bargaining can help the fool!

[homoe]

Could I be a fool?

[Bèsame*]

Did you pass the fool test?

[homoe]

Everyone knows I passed that test:hangloose:

[C0LLETTE]

Failure wasn't an option?

[JDeere]

Goodness, everyone knows homoe isn't a fool!

[homoe]

How come I'm always a day late and a dollar short?

[Bèsame*]

Imagine having short dollars and being tall on quarters!

[Gayandgray]

Just not enough money going around.

[homoe]

Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me, twice on the door if you ain't going to show! :seeingstars:

[Cin]

Leaving the door open behind her, she walked resolutely into the night, determined not to let what she left behind minimize the joy she felt at finally being free, besides by the time they find the body she would be miles away.

[homoe]

Miles away she left so safe, but danger was about to lurk its ugly head!

[Gayandgray]

Not knowing what she was going to encounter, but ready for a change.

[homoe]

Only one thing could save her!

[Cin]

Only one thing could save her!

Perhaps it is Peter Parker's alter ego?

[Bèsame*]

Perhaps it is Peter Parker's alter ego?

Quietly keeping my thoughts about egos to myself.

[homoe]

Quietly keeping my thoughts about egos to myself.

Really all I want is world peace!

[Bèsame*]

Really all I want is world peace!

Summer sunshine is all the peace we need!

[homoe]

Summer sunshine is all the peace we need!

The trouble with summer is that it ends to soon!

[Cin]

The trouble with summer is that it ends to soon!

Unless you live in the land of perpetual sunshine, where it's hot all the time, and we all might be living there before we know it.

[homoe]

Very often people will consider climate before making a move!

[Bèsame*]

Very often people will consider climate before making a move!

Where is the best weather?

[homoe]

Where is the best weather?

Xanadu, without a doubt Xanadu!

[Gayandgray]

Xanadu, without a doubt Xanadu!

You sure about that?

[homoe]

Zebra's enjoy the occasional surprise birthday party!

[Gayandgray]

Alright, who loves pizza as much as me??

[homoe]

Alright, who loves pizza as much as me??

Boy oh boy I love me some pizza, but it must have thin sliced green pepper and pepperoni!

[Gayandgray]

Boy oh boy I love me some pizza, but it must have thin sliced green pepper and pepperoni!

Come on, let's order some!

[homoe]

Come on, let's order some!

Dang, I left my money is my other pants!