The ABC Game

[Gayandgray]

Dear woman, thank you.

Ever feel hungry but don't know what you want?

[C0LLETTE]

Ever feel hungry but don't know what you want?

Fish sticks should make a comeback.

[anotherbutch]

Fish sticks should make a comeback.

Gross.... nobody wants fish sticks..... true story.

[C0LLETTE]

Gross.... nobody wants fish sticks..... true story.

Here, try em' with tartar sauce and sandwich spread.

[anotherbutch]

Here, try em' with tartar sauce and sandwich spread.

I shall pass.... thank you :-)

[C0LLETTE]

I shall pass.... thank you :-)

Just as they were coming out of the oven with their distinctive delicious smell.

[anotherbutch]

Just as they were coming out of the oven with their distinctive delicious smell.

Kermit the Frog wouldn't even eat those.

[C0LLETTE]

Kermit the Frog wouldn't even eat those.

Leaping frog wouldn't have a leg to stand on

[anotherbutch]

Leaping frog wouldn't have a leg to stand on


my guess is... you meant leaping frog as opposed to non-leaping frog.

[C0LLETTE]

my guess is... you meant leaping frog as opposed to non-leaping frog.

no, I meant frogs' legs have nothing over fish sticks

[anotherbutch]

no, I meant frogs' legs have nothing over fish sticks

oh, I know nothin' bout no frog legs.

[C0LLETTE]

oh, I know nothin' bout no frog legs.

Perhaps it is time you learned, mon ami.

[anotherbutch]

Perhaps it is time you learned, mon ami.

Quick, teach me now!

[homoe]

Quick, teach me now!

Return the enclosed form with twenty dollars.

[homoe]

Surely twenty dollars isn't to rich for you blood!?

[Gayandgray]

Surely twenty dollars isn't to rich for you blood!?

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

[homoe]

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

Unless it's counterfeit, then it ain't worth a plug nickel~!

[~ocean]

Unless it's counterfeit, then it ain't worth a plug nickel~!

very well put :)))

[homoe]

very well put :)))

Why thank you very much!

[Gayandgray]

Why thank you very much!

Xylophone playing is my new hobby.

[homoe]

Xylophone playing is my new hobby.

You know, I've always wanted to play the Xylophone myself!

[Gayandgray]

You know, I've always wanted to play the Xylophone myself!

Zachary taught me!

[C0LLETTE]

Zachary taught me!

And here we go round again.

[Gayandgray]

And here we go round again.

Boy it is dark this morning!

[homoe]

Can anyone see anything?

[Shystonefem]

Can anyone see anything?

Does anyone have a flashlight?

[homoe]

Does anyone have a flashlight?

Even I didn't think to bring a flashlight!

[Shystonefem]

Even I didn't think to bring a flashlight!

Fine, we'll just find our way around in the dark.

[homoe]

Fine, we'll just find our way around in the dark.

Go ahead then, lead the way!

[Shystonefem]

Go ahead then, lead the way!

Hell no, I'm not going first.

[homoe]

Hell no, I'm not going first.

I certainly ain't going first either!

[Shystonefem]

Just go ahead, I am right behind you.

[Stud_puppy1991]

Just go ahead, I am right behind you.

Keep pushing and see what happens.

[Shystonefem]

Like I'm scared.

[Stud_puppy1991]

Like I'm scared.

Meh. I'm far from scared.

[Shystonefem]

Now someone go first, please!

[Stud_puppy1991]

Now someone go first, please!

Okay, okay, if you insist.

[Gayandgray]

Okay, okay, if you insist.

Please let's just do this already!!

[C0LLETTE]

Please let's just do this already!!

Quite the fuss over nothing.

[Gayandgray]

Quite the fuss over nothing.

Right on!!!!!!

[C0LLETTE]

Right on!!!!!!

Say what?

.........................

[Gayandgray]

Say what?

.........................

Tangerines would be good right about now.

[C0LLETTE]

Tangerines would be good right about now.

unless you prefer clementines

[FireSignFemme]

unless you prefer clementines

Very few things could induce me to try either - I'm allergic.

[homoe]

Very few things could induce me to try either - I'm allergic.

Would something as simple as a cocktail set off your allergies?

[FireSignFemme]

Would something as simple as a cocktail set off your allergies?

Xylomancy would surely yield the answer you seek.

[C0LLETTE]

Xylomancy would surely yield the answer you seek.

you have to love someone who throws the word "xylomancy" into their conversation. Curious what it means.

[FireSignFemme]

you have to love someone who throws the word "xylomancy" into their conversation. Curious what it means.

It's divination/fortune telling using fallen, sometimes thrown branches, twigs, sticks, and so on. In more modern interpretations sometimes even the directional lay of whole downed trees in relationship to one another- trees felled by logging, or brought down by storms and such .

[homoe]

you have to love someone who throws the word "xylomancy" into their conversation. Curious what it means.

Zafina's favorite word was xylomancy I believe if I'm not mistaken :seeingstars:

[C0LLETTE]

Zafina's favorite word was xylomancy I believe if I'm not mistaken :seeingstars:

Ahhhh, now I understand: reading flora entrails.

[FireSignFemme]

But better methods are available like haruspicy.

[C0LLETTE]

But better methods are available like haruspicy.

Can't say I know what "haruspicy" means.

[FireSignFemme]

Can't say I know what "haruspicy" means.

Divination by reading entrails of sacrificed animals, especially the livers of poultry and sheep, used by the ancient Romans.

[homoe]

Everyone's using such big words!

[FireSignFemme]

Everyone's using such big words!

Fuhgeddaboudit!

[afrcnqueen]

Fuhgeddaboudit!


Get outta town!!

[Orema]

Get outta town!!

Hell to the no!

[C0LLETTE]

Hell to the no!

I've never been moved to slice open a live chicken and muck about with its innards to help me decide if I should skip town or not.

[anotherbutch]

I've never been moved to slice open a live chicken and muck about with its innards to help me decide if I should skip town or not.

Just when I thought I'd read it all....

[C0LLETTE]

Just when I thought I'd read it all....

Know this: you ain't seen nothin' yet.

[anotherbutch]

Know this: you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Let the games begin!!

[JDeere]

My goodness what did I walk into?

[FireSignFemme]

Nothing to be concerned about.

[homoe]

Nothing to be concerned about.

Oh I beg to differ!

[Gayandgray]

Oh I beg to differ!

Perhaps everyone has been drinking?

[homoe]

Perhaps everyone has been drinking?

Right now, I'm sober as a judge!

[Gayandgray]

Right now, I'm sober as a judge!

Silly! You can't be too sober since you forget Q. LOL!

[homoe]

Silly! You can't be too sober since you forget Q. LOL!

HA HA SO TRUE...................lmao

Guess q has missed its chance this game, oh well:lol2:

[Gayandgray]

HA HA SO TRUE...................lmao

Guess q has missed its chance this game, oh well:lol2:

This too shall pass....

[homoe]

This too shall pass....

Unless I screw up again!

[Gayandgray]

Unless I screw up again!

:sunglass: Very funny!!!!!

[homoe]

:sunglass: Very funny!!!!!

When I screw up, I screw up royally I don't mess around!

[Gayandgray]

X-ray techs don't either.

[homoe]

Your slip is showing:|


(am I showing my age, do women still even wear under-slips?)

[Gayandgray]

Your slip is showing:|


(am I showing my age, do women still even wear under-slips?)

Zoe wears a slip all the time.

[homoe]

All I do is wait and watch!

[Gayandgray]

All I do is wait and watch!

Better than doing nothing!

[homoe]

Couldn't someone at least start a rumor?

[Gayandgray]

Couldn't someone at least start a rumor?

Don't go looking for trouble now.

[homoe]

Don't go looking for trouble now.

Everyone lied!

[Gayandgray]

Everyone lied!

Feel free to handle it then.

[homoe]

Good, I shall do as I see fit from now on!

[Gayandgray]

Good, I shall do as I see fit from now on!

Have at it, friend.

[JustLovelyJenn]

Have at it, friend.

It scares me that someone left you two in here alone...

[Gayandgray]

It scares me that someone left you two in here alone...

Just joking!:|

[homoe]

Just what I was thinking!

[Gayandgray]

Just what I was thinking!

Keeps things lively around here.

[JustLovelyJenn]

Keeps things lively around here.

Lively certainly describes it!!

[Gayandgray]

Lively certainly describes it!!

More or less.....

[JDeere]

Now what did I miss?

[Gayandgray]

Now what did I miss?

Oh it is such drama!!

[C0LLETTE]

Oh it is such drama!!

possibly you missed the most important event in the history of the world

[homoe]

Queers do enjoy drama!

[Gayandgray]

possibly you missed the most important event in the history of the world

Quite the contrary.

[homoe]

Right now I could use a drink!

[Gayandgray]

Right now I could use a drink!

Sounds good to me!

[C0LLETTE]

Sounds good to me!

Try drinking at least 8 glasses of water per day.

[homoe]

Try drinking at least 8 glasses of water per day.

Unless I'm under water, that's never going to happen!

[~ocean]

Unless I'm under water, that's never going to happen!

virtually under water ? lol

[C0LLETTE]

virtually under water ? lol

water is ambrosia.........

[FireSignFemme]

water is ambrosia.........

Xerophagy can be a form of fasting observed during lent, but ambrosia is food for the gods.

[Gayandgray]

Xerophagy can be a form of fasting observed during lent, but ambrosia is food for the gods.

You are so very right!

[Sweet Bliss]

You are so very right!



Zinnia flowers grow in my garden and bring smiles to my face.:rrose::rrose::rrose:

[Gayandgray]

Alright, who wants pizza????

[FireSignFemme]

Bacon and pineapple on mine please.

[homoe]

Bacon and pineapple on mine please.

Canadian Bacon on mine.

[TL1]

Canadian Bacon on mine.

Dessert anyone?

[homoe]

Dessert anyone?

everybody doesn't love something, but nobody doesn't love Sara Lee!

[Gayandgray]

everybody doesn't love something, but nobody doesn't love Sara Lee!

For me, please make it sweet and gooey!!!!!

[FireSignFemme]

Gee, you people are making me hungry!

[FireSignFemme]

Unless I screw up again!

Very unlikely that would happen I should think, unless that is - you intentionally plan it :(

[homoe]

Gee, you people are making me hungry!

bit of a snafu there, but G was actually the last letter...........

[homoe]

How you doin? (think joey from friends)

[homoe]

I wonder why everyone stopped posting?

[Gayandgray]

I wonder why everyone stopped posting?

Just been busy is all :police:

[homoe]

Just been busy is all :police:

Kudos!...............................

[Gayandgray]

Kudos!...............................

Love to have a pizza and beer!!:cigar2:

[homoe]

Love to have a pizza and beer!!:cigar2:

Make my hungry why don't you!

[Gayandgray]

Make my hungry why don't you!

No anchovies on mine, however.

[homoe]

No anchovies on mine, however.

Oh I gotta have me some anchovies or it just isn't pizza!

[Gayandgray]

Oh I gotta have me some anchovies or it just isn't pizza!

Peppers for me!!

[homoe]

Peppers for me!!

Roni or I should say pepperoni is a must for me!

[Gayandgray]

Roni or I should say pepperoni is a must for me!

Should I mention "Q" ???? LOL!!

[homoe]

Should I mention "Q" ???? LOL!!

HA HA I guess I just have a mental block when it comes to poor Q now Q will have a complex!!!!!!:seeingstars:


Should I post a q sentence or go on to S????

[Gayandgray]

Should I mention "Q" ???? LOL!!

The beer better be cold!

[homoe]

The beer better be cold!

Unless it's icy cold I don't drink beer!

[Gayandgray]

Unless it's icy cold I don't drink beer!

Vermouth, maybe???

[C0LLETTE]

Vermouth, maybe???

What's wrong with water?

[Gayandgray]

What's wrong with water?

Xenia the princess drinks a lot of water

[C0LLETTE]

Xenia the princess drinks a lot of water

You know, most people that play this game thank God for Xena/Xenia and Xerxes

[Gayandgray]

You know, most people that play this game thank God for Xena/Xenia and Xerxes

Zebras too, don't forget!

[Bèsame*]

Zebras too, don't forget!

Almost time for daylight savings time!

[C0LLETTE]

Almost time for daylight savings time!

Bahhhhh, where did the summer go.

[homoe]

Bahhhhh, where did the summer go.

Can you believe it will start to get dark at about 5:00pm once we turn the clocks back?

[Gayandgray]

Can you believe it will start to get dark at about 5:00pm once we turn the clocks back?

Darned! I HATE that!!!!!!

[homoe]

Darned! I HATE that!!!!!!

Everyone hates that!

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone hates that!

For goodness sake, you'll get that time back.

[homoe]

For goodness sake, you'll get that time back.

Gosh I don't know about that!

[TL1]

Gosh I don't know about that!

Homoe seems to love this game. :)

[homoe]

Homoe seems to love this game. :)

I do, I do love this game!

[C0LLETTE]

[QUOTE=homoe;1097798]Gosh I don't know about that![/QUOT


How could you have missed it last time round?

[C0LLETTE]

Just missed on my response.

[homoe]

Just missed on my response.

Knock Knock !

[C0LLETTE]

Knock Knock !

Loose there

[anotherbutch]

Loose there

Must be some language I do not know. :-)

[Gayandgray]

Must be some language I do not know. :-)

New kind of language.......

[homoe]

New kind of language.......

Oh, I believe I know what new language you mean.

[Gayandgray]

Oh, I believe I know what new language you mean.

Perhaps you do

[homoe]

Perhaps you do

Queers often know a 'secret' language I've found~!

[Gayandgray]

Queers often know a 'secret' language I've found~!

Right on, my friend!

[homoe]

Right on, my friend!

Saturdays are wonderful!

[Gayandgray]

Saturdays are wonderful!

That is very true.

[homoe]

That is very true.

Unless it's a Sunday, because Sunday's are great as well!

[Gayandgray]

Unless it's a Sunday, because Sunday's are great as well!

Very well said!

[homoe]

Very well said!

Well I'm not exactly an Eisenstein but I can hold my own.

[Gayandgray]

Well I'm not exactly an Eisenstein but I can hold my own.

X-ray showed my frozen shoulder healing s l o w l y.

[homoe]

X-ray showed my frozen shoulder healing s l o w l y.

You know, a frozen shoulder is no joking matter.

[C0LLETTE]

You know, a frozen shoulder is no joking matter.

zoom on over to the hospital

[homoe]

A stitch in time saves nine!

[C0LLETTE]

A stitch in time saves nine!

Bet you sew better than I do.

[Gayandgray]

Bet you sew better than I do.

Can someone teach me? I took shop in school, not sewing!

[Gayandgray]

Can someone teach me? I took shop in school, not sewing!

Don't anybody want to play????

[homoe]

Don't anybody want to play????

Everyone was playing there for awhile.

[FireSignFemme]

Everyone was playing there for awhile.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread perhaps...:deepthoughts:

[Gayandgray]

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread perhaps...:deepthoughts:

Golly!!!!!!

[Brisa]

Halloween is coming so I'm hiding.

[FireSignFemme]

Halloween is coming so I'm hiding.

In case of emergency - run like a man with his pants on fire in search of a lake.

[C0LLETTE]

In case of emergency - run like a man with his pants on fire in search of a lake.

Jack be nimble.....

[Brisa]

Kick Jack in the ass, the lamer.

[FireSignFemme]

Kick Jack in the ass, the lamer.

Let's not forget you can't get too carried away, after all you still have to save something special for International Men's Day.

[homoe]

My main interest is in women, I don't give a flying fuck about Men's International Day!

[Bèsame*]

Nothing but women at the women's spa day!

[FireSignFemme]

Open wine, not your legs or mind for men and it will all be fine - my mother used to say.

[homoe]

Perhaps she had a point!

[FireSignFemme]

Perhaps she had a point!

Quite possibly, you might be right about that.

[homoe]

Quite possibly, you might be right about that.

Ready or not here I come!

[Gayandgray]

Ready or not here I come!

Sure hope I'm not to late to join the game?!

[homoe]

Sure hope I'm not to late to join the game?!

To bad nobody told you earlier.

[Gayandgray]

To bad nobody told you earlier.

Unless I didn't read my email again?

[homoe]

Unless I didn't read my email again?

Vegan food was served.

[Gayandgray]

Vegan food was served.

Well did you save me any????

[homoe]

Well did you save me any????

Xenia ate it all!

[Gayandgray]

Xenia ate it all!

You let her do that????

[homoe]

You let her do that????

Zeke tried to stop her!

[C0LLETTE]

Zeke tried to stop her!

Also tried to staunch the blood

[homoe]

Also tried to staunch the blood

Both failed..............................

[Gayandgray]

Both failed..............................

Could all that have been avoided?

[homoe]

Could all that have been avoided?

Don't know how!

[FireSignFemme]

Everyone tried their best to save her so that's what counts.

[JDeere]

For what it means I hope everyone is okay.

[homoe]

Gosh, I hope so too!

[Bèsame*]

Hurricane info is the NEWS story of the day.

[homoe]

Hurricane info is the NEWS story of the day.

It sure is!

[Gayandgray]

It sure is!

Just a big mess right now!

[homoe]

Just a big mess right now!

Knots in your stomach, before a big event, is normal.

[Gayandgray]

Knots in your stomach, before a big event, is normal.

Leaving Summer behind makes me sad.

[Kätzchen]

Leaving Summer behind makes me sad.

Mysteriously, while searching the kitchen cupboard for an certain type of baking spice, she discovered where she had last stashed an emergency Almond Joy candy bar.

[homoe]

Mysteriously, while searching the kitchen cupboard for an certain type of baking spice, she discovered where she had last stashed an emergency Almond Joy candy bar.

Now that's what I call lucky!

[Kätzchen]

Now that's what I call lucky!

Oh, I suppose so, but it's even luckier, if you ask me, if one finds a whole bag of them stashed in the cookie jar. :)

[homoe]

Oh, I suppose so, but it's even luckier, if you ask me, if one finds a whole bag of them stashed in the cookie jar. :)

Push that canister back, perhaps there is a bag back there!

[Kätzchen]

Push that canister back, perhaps there is a bag back there!

Quarkishly, the cannister refused to be opened, so it appears that it needs to be relocated to be cleaned in the dishwasher.

[homoe]

Quarkishly, the cannister refused to be opened, so it appears that it needs to be relocated to be cleaned in the dishwasher.

Right, but before cleaning it, check inside.

[Brisa]

Stick your hand in there.

[homoe]

Stick your hand in there.

Touching some foreign object is something that I'm just not comfortable with!

[C0LLETTE]

Touching some foreign object is something that I'm just not comfortable with!

Usually you can get used to that with some practise.

[homoe]

Usually you can get used to that with some practise.

Very well, then I shall try.

[C0LLETTE]

Very well, then I shall try.

When you reach in, just try to stay in the middle.

[homoe]

When you reach in, just try to stay in the middle.

Xenia told me the very same thing!

[C0LLETTE]

Xenia told me the very same thing!

You seem to have a "thing" for Xenia.

[homoe]

You seem to have a "thing" for Xenia.

Zeke does actually!

[FireSignFemme]

Zeke does actually!

Actually that's no great compliment to Xenia, Zeke has a thing about everybody.

[Gayandgray]

Actually that's no great compliment to Xenia, Zeke has a thing about everybody.

Bite your tongue, girl!!!!

[~ocean]

Bite your tongue, girl!!!!

Can't understand who your talking about lol

[Kätzchen]

Dagwood & Blondie appeared in Sunday newspapers, and daily editions of newspaper comics, for years and years.

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[Gayandgray]

Dagwood & Blondie appeared in Sunday newspapers, and daily editions of newspaper comics, for years and years.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/78/8b/ac/788bac442341de748e1d27d4745686de.jpg

Everyone loves them.

[homoe]

For years I read and loved that comic strip!

[Gayandgray]

Going to read some comics now!

[homoe]

How I wish I had time to read some!

[Gayandgray]

It only takes a few minutes.

[C0LLETTE]

It only takes a few minutes.

Just close your eyes and listen to an audio book.

[anotherbutch]

Just close your eyes and listen to an audio book.

Keep in mind, cartoons are always better in print.

[C0LLETTE]

Keep in mind, cartoons are always better in print.

LSD can give lie to that.

[anotherbutch]

LSD can give lie to that.

Mercy, Did I know you in the late 70's? lol

[FireSignFemme]

Nobody say a word, I think I heard Blue Meanies creeping up on us.

[homoe]

One thing at a time please!

[Gayandgray]

Perhaps we should stay really, really quiet?

[~ocean]

Perhaps we should stay really, really quiet?

Quiet ! me ? neverrrrrrrrrahhhhhhh lol:tea:

[FireSignFemme]

Quiet ! me ? neverrrrrrrrrahhhhhhh lol:tea:

Really we need to think about this before willy-nilly, we go jumping on any yellow submarines.

[Gayandgray]

Sure do agree!!

[homoe]

Today is a new day.

[FireSignFemme]

Today is a new day.

Unless it can be proven otherwise I'd say you're right.

[homoe]

Unless it can be proven otherwise I'd say you're right.

Very good!

[FireSignFemme]

Very good!

Whoomp, there it is.

[homoe]

Whoomp, there it is.

Xenia sends her regards this evening, she is unable to attend.

[FireSignFemme]

Xenia sends her regards this evening, she is unable to attend.

You didn't hear it from me but I think Ares probably has something to do with it.

[homoe]

You didn't hear it from me but I think Ares probably has something to do with it.

Zeke heard the exact same thing!

[Gayandgray]

And so it begins........

[FireSignFemme]

Been dying to hear Begin the Beguine again.

[homoe]

Can I just say, I just love this game!

[Brisa]

Do you really? (lol)

[~ocean]

Excellent use of the English language!

[homoe]

For your information, I'm a walking dictionary!

[Brisa]

Go for it!

[homoe]

Go for it!

How can I "go for it" when someone has crazy glued my shoes to the floor?

[Brisa]

It's easy......get a hair dryer and melt the glue.

[Gayandgray]

Jelly beans taste soooooo good!

[C0LLETTE]

Jelly beans taste soooooo good!

Know that I may, perhaps, have your back.

[Brisa]

Let's not count on it.

[Gayandgray]

Might is the key word.

[Brisa]

Not everyone is Mighty Mouse.