The ABC Game

[Gayandgray]

Dang, I left my money is my other pants!

Everything is half priced tonight at the pizza parlor in town!

[homoe]

Everything is half priced tonight at the pizza parlor in town!

For godsake what are we waiting for then, lets go!

[Gayandgray]

For godsake what are we waiting for then, lets go!

Gonna start the car now and turn on ac

[homoe]

Gonna start the car now and turn on ac

Hell wait for me!

[Gayandgray]

Hell wait for me!

I'm starving, hurry up!

[JDeere]

I'm starving, hurry up!

Just go get some, don't wait around!

[Gayandgray]

Just go get some, don't wait around!

Keep the beer cold for me!

[C0LLETTE]

Keep the beer cold for me!

Leave your shoes by the door, I just hand scrubbed the floor.

[Gayandgray]

Leave your shoes by the door, I just hand scrubbed the floor.

My pizzas are getting cold!

[C0LLETTE]

My pizzas are getting cold!

No wonder you seem so agitated.

[Gayandgray]

No wonder you seem so agitated.

Oh I just need more beer or maybe wine......

[C0LLETTE]

Oh I just need more beer or maybe wine......

Poor you, so confused.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Poor you, so confused.

Quit stalling, I'm really hungry!

[C0LLETTE]

Quit stalling, I'm really hungry!

Raging at me won't get you that pizza any faster.

[MsTinkerbelly]

Raging at me won't get you that pizza any faster.

Standing between me and pizza is a really bad idea.:fastdraq:

[C0LLETTE]

Standing between me and pizza is a really bad idea.:fastdraq:

Trying to intimidate me is an even worse idea.

[homoe]

Trying to intimidate me is an even worse idea.

Until you see me dive face first into a pizza, you ain't seen nothing!

[homoe]

Very well then, don't respond!

[Sweet Bliss]

What is going on in here??

[homoe]

What is going on in here??

Xenia the warrior princess just left!

[MsTinkerbelly]

Xenia the warrior princess just left!

Zebras were following along closely behind.

[homoe]

A funny thing happened!

[MsTinkerbelly]

A funny thing happened!

Before you tell us, let me grab my popcorn.

[homoe]

Before you tell us, let me grab my popcorn.

Come on share that popcorn, I'm hungry too!

[Sweet Bliss]

Dang, who's gonna help me eat all this fried chicken??

[homoe]

Everyone should just dig in and help themselves?

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone should just dig in and help themselves?

Fish???? who tries to pass off bits of old fried tilapia as popcorn?

[JDeere]

Fish???? who tries to pass off bits of old fried tilapia as popcorn?

Good gracious what did I walk into?

[homoe]

How in the world did I get talked into this!

[MsTinkerbelly]

I'm very persuasive, and a bit of a trouble maker.

[homoe]

I'm very persuasive, and a bit of a trouble maker.

Jack is a bit of a trouble maker as well I've noticed!

[MsTinkerbelly]

Kick Jack in the arse and tell him to move along.

[homoe]

Kick Jack in the arse and tell him to move along.

Last night I tried kicking Jack in his arse, he kicked me back!

[MsTinkerbelly]

Maybe he needs a kick with a bit more enthusiasm?

[C0LLETTE]

Maybe he needs a kick with a bit more enthusiasm?

Notice that limp?

[homoe]

Notice that limp?

Oh I noticed his limp, but did you get a gander at his black eye?

[TL1]

Oh I noticed his limp, but did you get a gander at his black eye?

Poor guy, someone get him a doctor.

[homoe]

Poor guy, someone get him a doctor.

Quit telling us what to do!

[Gayandgray]

Quit telling us what to do!

Really????

[anotherbutch]

Really????

Stop, and smell the roses.

[C0LLETTE]

Stop, and smell the roses.

Talk to the hand.

[anotherbutch]

Talk to the hand.

under no circumstances will I talk to the hand.

[C0LLETTE]

under no circumstances will I talk to the hand.

very well, then talk to the foot

[anotherbutch]

very well, then talk to the foot

won't do that either :-)

[C0LLETTE]

won't do that either :-)

X marks the spot ....OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

[anotherbutch]

X marks the spot ....OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

you wanna tell me or else what?

[C0LLETTE]

you wanna tell me or else what?

zap..................................

[Gayandgray]

you wanna tell me or else what?

Zen is good.

[anotherbutch]

Zen is good.

actually, I agree! :-)

[C0LLETTE]

actually, I agree! :-)

be your own person and try disagreeing.

[MsTinkerbelly]

be your own person and try disagreeing.

Could you be a little more disagreeable?

[homoe]

Could you be a little more disagreeable?

Don't count your chickens before your eggs hatch!

[anotherbutch]

Don't count your chickens before your eggs hatch!

Everybody wants to rule the world........

[~ocean]

Don't count your chickens before your eggs hatch!

Everyone duck ! Dominoes is using drones for delivery :seeingstars:

[homoe]

Everyone duck ! Dominoes is using drones for delivery :seeingstars:

For godsakes what will they think of next!

[~ocean]

Everyone duck ! Dominoes is using drones for delivery :seeingstars:

For pete's sake I was too slow

[homoe]

HA HA

Ya snooze ya lose woman !!!

[~ocean]

HA HA

Ya snooze ya lose woman !!!



Great now I have to fix it . :hamactor:

[homoe]

How can you fix something that isn't broken?

[anotherbutch]

How can you fix something that isn't broken?

Imagination, my friend.

[homoe]

Imagination, my friend.

Just don't blink or you'll miss it!

[~ocean]

Just don't blink or you'll miss it!



Krispy Kreme's are you talking about ?

[homoe]

Krispy Kreme's are you talking about ?

Love, I'm talking about love!

[~ocean]

Love, I'm talking about love!

Many people talk about Love ~

[homoe]

Many people talk about Love ~

Nobody has ever figured out love however!

[~ocean]

Nobody has ever figured out love however!

Patience my friend, you will figure it out .

[~ocean]

Patience my friend, you will figure it out .

ooops ! lololol

[homoe]

I guess it's Q then ...........

[homoe]

Quit stalling for time and spill it sister!

[~ocean]

Quit stalling for time and spill it sister!

Read , I spilled it lololol

[homoe]

Read , I spilled it lololol

So what now, any ideas?

[~ocean]

So what now, any ideas?

Tough love, that's what's next !:blink::blink:

[homoe]

Tough love, that's what's next !:blink::blink:

Until then, parting is such sweet sorrow!

[~ocean]

Until then, parting is such sweet sorrow!

Violaaaaaaaa ! a party, ohhhhh u said parting ~:hk3:

[homoe]

Violaaaaaaaa ! a party, ohhhhh u said parting ~:hk3:

What, no party?

[homoe]

Violaaaaaaaa ! a party, ohhhhh u said parting ~:hk3:

What, no party

[~ocean]

What, no party

x-rays r needed your repeating yourself lolol

[homoe]

x-rays r needed your repeating yourself lolol

You, you stinker you!

[~ocean]

You, you stinker you!

Very astute !

[C0LLETTE]

Very astute !

x y z ?

................

[Stud_puppy1991]

x y z ?

................

Zippers, why are they always so tricky?

[C0LLETTE]

Zippers, why are they always so tricky?

As always, a one track mind.

[Stud_puppy1991]

As always, a one track mind.

Beware those words, Darling!

[homoe]

Beware those words, Darling!

Chocolate, I need chocolate bad!

[homoe]

Don't tell me people are sick of this thread already!

[Slow breath]

Even I have had enough of the negative nancies.

[homoe]

Finally received a reply!

[Slow breath]

Finally received a reply!

Glad some of us are paying attention.

[ForeverBlue]

Glad some of us are paying attention.

How do I catch that attention?

[Slow breath]

How do I catch that attention?

It is easier than you would think.

[ForeverBlue]

It is easier than you would think.

Just a smile and a wink?

[homoe]

Know that no matter how hard you try, some people just won't be appreciative!

[Slow breath]

Laugh, and walk, no run, away from them!

[ForeverBlue]

Know that no matter how hard you try, some people just won't be appreciative!

Me made a mistake!

[homoe]

No, you can't talk your way out of this one!

[ForeverBlue]

No, you can't talk your way out of this one!

Oh cant you give me another chance?

[Slow breath]

Only you can fix your problem.

[Slow breath]

Please, don't make me ask again.

[homoe]

Only you can fix your problem.

Perhaps I rushed to judgement, I didn't mean to!

[ForeverBlue]

Perhaps I rushed to judgement, I didn't mean to!

Quit while your ahead...............

[homoe]

Quit while your ahead...............

Remember the road to hell is paved with good intentions!

[ForeverBlue]

Remember the road to hell is paved with good intentions!

Steady as she goes..........

[homoe]

Steady as she goes..........

To error is human, to forgive divine.

[C0LLETTE]

To error is human, to forgive divine.

Ok, I just spent 20 minutes trying to tie "Jingles", "Andy Devine" and the word "err" into an amusing reply...it was, shamefully, all too clever by half.

[homoe]

Ok, I just spent 20 minutes trying to tie "Jingles", "Andy Devine" and the word "err" into an amusing reply...it was, shamefully, all too clever by half.

Until you figure this all out, I'll continue!

[C0LLETTE]

Until you figure this all out, I'll continue!

Very well but please do remove your "error".

[homoe]

Why on earth would I do that?

[homoe]

Why on earth would I do that?

X marks the spot!

[homoe]

You, you dirty rat! You killed my brother and now I'm gonna kill you!

[meridiantoo]

You, you dirty rat! You killed my brother and now I'm gonna kill you!

Zero tolerance

[ForeverBlue]

Zero tolerance

Alright lets be serious now......

[Gayandgray]

Alright lets be serious now......

Be kind always!

[homoe]

Can't I ever just let off steam!

[Gayandgray]

Can't I ever just let off steam!

Do as you see fit.

[homoe]

Everybody has an opinion!

[homoe]

For godsakes, where has everyone gone?

[Gayandgray]

For godsakes, where has everyone gone?

Gone fishing!

[C0LLETTE]

Gone fishing!

Hook in the mouth just looks so painful and cruel, whether you pull it out or not.

[Gayandgray]

Hook in the mouth just looks so painful and cruel, whether you pull it out or not.

I never thought about that I guess????

[C0LLETTE]

I never thought about that I guess????

Jokes aside, I've always found that stuff about "hook, line and sinker" a bit fishy.

[Gayandgray]

Jokes aside, I've always found that stuff about "hook, line and sinker" a bit fishy.

Kicking myself for being so dumb!

[homoe]

Love seems to be in the air for everyone but me!

[C0LLETTE]

Love seems to be in the air for everyone but me!

Maybe casting a wider net would be helpful.

[homoe]

Maybe casting a wider net would be helpful.

No, a net would only bring me fish I fear! :fishswim:

[C0LLETTE]

No, a net would only bring me fish I fear! :fishswim:

Only if you choose to fish in muddy waters and then carp about it.

[homoe]

Only if you choose to fish in muddy waters and then carp about it.

Perhaps I should re-think my plan?

[homoe]

Quit smoking in the house!

[MsTinkerbelly]

Quit smoking in the house!

Really, is that all you have?

[ForeverBlue]

Really, is that all you have?

Sorry a 20 is all I have..........

[Gayandgray]

Sorry a 20 is all I have..........

Then I can loan you some more.

[JDeere]

Unfortunately, I am broke!

[homoe]

Very well then Theodore, play the harmonica!

[Gayandgray]

What the heck??!!

[TL1]

What the heck??!!

X rated is what.

[Gayandgray]

X rated is what.

Your kidding, right?

[TL1]

Your kidding, right?

Zap toys included, nope not kidding.

[homoe]

Always wear clean underwear, you might be hit by a truck!

[Gayandgray]

Be sure your ears are clean, too!

[homoe]

Be sure your ears are clean, too!

Can you also wash your neck so you won't get ring around the collar?

[Gayandgray]

Can you also wash your neck so you won't get ring around the collar?

Dental floss after brushing teeth, please.

[JDeere]

Dental floss after brushing teeth, please.

Even clean out the ear wax in your ears too.

[homoe]

Even clean out the ear wax in your ears too.

Finally, please clean under your finger nails!

[Gayandgray]

Finally, please clean under your finger nails!

Gross! I hate dirty nails!

[Bèsame*]

Gross! I hate dirty nails!

Having a good time, getting a manicure!

[TL1]

Having a good time, getting a manicure!

It's not something I do so I don't know if it's a good time.

[homoe]

Having a good time, getting a manicure!

I don't believe I've ever had a manicure..........

[Bèsame*]

It's not something I do so I don't know if it's a good time.

Just image the hand massage...your missing out!

[homoe]

Just image the hand massage...your missing out!

Knots are forming in my stomach just thinking about hand massages!

[TL1]

Knots are forming in my stomach just thinking about hand massages!

Looks like you need to get moving.

[Bèsame*]

Knots are forming in my stomach just thinking about hand massages!

Loosen up, perhaps a foot massage instead?

[homoe]

Loosen up, perhaps a foot massage instead?

Maybe I should get both a foot and hand massage!

[Bèsame*]

Maybe I should get both a foot and hand massage!

Now, your on the right path!

[homoe]

Now, your on the right path!

Only if I could afford both!

[TL1]

Only if I could afford both!

Please on to another subject lol

[homoe]

Please on to another subject lol

Quick draw mc graw was not an artist, he was a gunfighter!

[Bèsame*]

Please on to another subject lol

Quickly, saying good night...enjoy your evening!

[homoe]

Really, who goes to bed this early?

[TL1]

Really, who goes to bed this early?

Somewhere out there someone is

[homoe]

To each their own I say!

[Gayandgray]

To each their own I say!

Underdog is my hero.........

[homoe]

Variety is the spice of life!

[Gayandgray]

What do you mean??

[homoe]

Xenia the warrior princess sure had some strong legs!

[C0LLETTE]

You think Xena had great legs then take a look at Wonder Woman's legs.

[homoe]

Zippers always break at the most inopportune times!

[Bèsame*]

Zooming in on those legs!

[C0LLETTE]

About that, I have to ask whether you've seen Wonder Woman's zippers?

[homoe]

Been meaning to check out Wonder Woman's legs for some time, but no doubt they can't compare to Sharon Stone's!

[C0LLETTE]

Can't say I've never been tempted to get a real close look at Sharon's legs.

[homoe]

Don't say that, now I'm crushed.

[C0LLETTE]

Elementary my dear Sharon

[homoe]

Forever young is a lot of crap!

[C0LLETTE]

Got game?

..................

[homoe]

Honey, I've got everything you need and then some!

[C0LLETTE]

Honey, I've got everything you need and then some!

I kinda figured that.

[homoe]

Just remember, honestly is the best policy!

[C0LLETTE]

Just remember, honestly is the best policy!

Keep that close to your vest.

[homoe]

Life is full of surprises..........................

[C0LLETTE]

Life is full of surprises..........................

May your life be full of happy surprises.

[homoe]

Nobody lives happily ever after.

[C0LLETTE]

Nobody lives happily ever after.

Only if you make lousy choices.

[homoe]

Perhaps I should of chosen more wisely!

[C0LLETTE]

Perhaps I should of chosen more wisely!

Quite an admission

[homoe]

Rarely will I admit to being wrong!

[C0LLETTE]

Rarely will I admit to being wrong!

surely that causes you some grief

[homoe]

To error is human, to forgive is divine!

[Gayandgray]

To error is human, to forget is divine!

Understand that I forget all the time!

[homoe]

Various people forget to remember their anniversary.

[homoe]

Why isn't anyone playing?

[Gayandgray]

Why isn't anyone playing?

X-ray vision should show I Am playing, silly!

[Bèsame*]

X-ray vision should show I Am playing, silly!

Yikes! Almost had Z again! Now you do..lol

[homoe]

Yikes! Almost had Z again! Now you do..lol


Zeke asked me out, needless to say, I had to let him down easy!

[Gayandgray]

All is well, I suppose.......

[homoe]

All is well, I suppose.......

Because I assumed she was straight, I made an ass out of you and me!

[Gayandgray]

Couldn't just leave well enough alone, huh?

[homoe]

Couldn't just leave well enough alone, huh?

Darn, what have I started?

[Gayandgray]

Darn, what have I started?

Ever feel like crying??

[homoe]

Ever feel like crying??

For now I'll cry in my beer!

[C0LLETTE]

For now I'll cry in my beer!

Good, long as you don't drink in my beer.

[homoe]

Good, long as you don't drink in my beer.

How many drinks have you had already?

[C0LLETTE]

How many drinks have you had already?

I've lost count.

[homoe]

I've lost count.

Just remember hangovers are killers!

[C0LLETTE]

Just remember hangovers are killers!

Knowing that has never stopped anyone.

[JDeere]

Knowing that has never stopped anyone.

Let people learn the hard way.

[C0LLETTE]

Let people learn the hard way.

Maybe it's for the best

[Gayandgray]

Maybe it's for the best

Nothing is worse than a vodka hangover.

[homoe]

Only thing worse than a vodka hangover is a love hangover just ask Dianna Ross!

[Bèsame*]

Only thing worse than a vodka hangover is a love hangover just ask Dianna Ross!

Please, you can't hurry love, I want to be the love child with the sweetest hangover!

[homoe]

Please, you can't hurry love, I want to be the love child with the sweetest hangover!

Quick, lock the door!

[C0LLETTE]

Quick, lock the door!

Religious fervour will cure this hangover if you fall to your knees near the can.

[homoe]

Religious fervour will cure this hangover if you fall to your knees near the can.

Say what????:blink:

[C0LLETTE]

Say what????:blink:

Try reading it syllable by syllable.

[homoe]

Try reading it syllable by syllable.

Using glasses instead of drinking right from the bottle made more sense.

[C0LLETTE]

Using glasses instead of drinking right from the bottle made more sense.

Vodka always tastes best squeezed straight out of the potato.

[homoe]

Vodka always tastes best squeezed straight out of the potato.

Why didn't I think of that, of course it would!

[C0LLETTE]

Why didn't I think of that, of course it would!

xenophobes only drink home brew

[homoe]

xenophobes only drink home brew

You know that for a fact?

[C0LLETTE]

You know that for a fact?

Zure I do.

[homoe]

Zure I do.

And how, pray tell would you know a thing like that?

[C0LLETTE]

And how, pray tell would you know a thing like that?

By counting the empties next to your couch.

[homoe]

By counting the empties next to your couch.

Can you really count that high?

[C0LLETTE]

Can you really count that high?

Dilly dally all you like but I know what I know.

[homoe]

Dilly dally all you like but I know what I know.

Everyone thinks they have all the answers!

[C0LLETTE]

Everyone thinks they have all the answers!

Fairies whisper truth in my ear.

[homoe]

Fairies whisper truth in my ear.

Good god you believe in fairies?

[C0LLETTE]

Good god you believe in fairies?

Heavens, yes.

[homoe]

Heavens, yes.

I never seen a fairy but that doesn't mean they don't exist!

[C0LLETTE]

I never seen a fairy but that doesn't mean they don't exist!

just whistle then pout and a fairy will settle on your upper lip.

[homoe]

just whistle then pout and a fairy will settle on your upper lip.

Keep talking about ferries and I'll dream of them!

[Gayandgray]

By counting the empties next to your couch.

Count mine too!

[homoe]

A bit of a snafu here folks................


L should be the next letter

[C0LLETTE]

A bit of a snafu here folks................


L should be the next letter

Like as in "L"?

[homoe]

Like as in "L"?

More or less!

[C0LLETTE]

More or less!

Nothing would be more meaningful.

[homoe]

Nothing would be more meaningful.

One kiss would be very meaningful!

[C0LLETTE]

One kiss would be very meaningful!

Put that in writing.

[JDeere]

Put that in writing.

Quite a snafu we had there for a minute.

[C0LLETTE]

Quite a snafu we had there for a minute.

reasonably true.

[JDeere]

reasonably true.

Sure glad it is back on track.

[C0LLETTE]

Sure glad it is back on track.

That's for sure.

[JDeere]

That's for sure.

Unfortunately it happens.

[C0LLETTE]

Unfortunately it happens.

violence begets violence so be careful out there,

[homoe]

violence begets violence so be careful out there,

Well. I couldn't of said it better!

[homoe]

Xenia the Princess Warrior just left!

[Gayandgray]

Xenia the Princess Warrior just left!

You know her like that?

[homoe]

You know her like that?

Zeke introduced me to the Princess!

[C0LLETTE]

Zeke introduced me to the Princess!

About time, slacker!

[Gayandgray]

About time, slacker!

Be careful what you wish for

[Sweet Bliss]

Be careful what you wish for

Collette is always up for a challenge. :hangloose:

[C0LLETTE]

Collette is always up for a challenge. :hangloose:

Dear woman, thank you.