BLIND DATE Stories....

Apocalipstic · 03-12-2010, 10:14 AM

Stappie, this is hilarious! OMG! You are cute enough to pull it off too...if you weren't, Sarah's friends would be dead now. Laugh!

EZ, dying laughing! Cat pictures and too "delicate" to open a can of soda? LMAOOOOOO

Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them.

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper.

She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window.

Those things are expensive!

Rook, too funny!

Peach roses and all.

When I was single I wanted to make up a contract for first dates with stuff like.... I swear not to call you 20 times a day, I swear not to sit across from your house...and so on.

Hysterical thread perfect for a rainy Friday morning!

03-12-2010, 10:14 AM	#9
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Ramdom thoughts...... Stappie, this is hilarious! OMG! You are cute enough to pull it off too...if you weren't, Sarah's friends would be dead now. Laugh! EZ, dying laughing! Cat pictures and too "delicate" to open a can of soda? LMAOOOOOO Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them. One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car. Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window. Those things are expensive! Rook, too funny! Peach roses and all. When I was single I wanted to make up a contract for first dates with stuff like.... I swear not to call you 20 times a day, I swear not to sit across from your house...and so on. Hysterical thread perfect for a rainy Friday morning! __________________