BLIND DATE Stories....

Gemme · 03-12-2010, 03:39 AM

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a blind date.

DapperButch · 03-12-2010, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a blind date.

Me either. Unless you count meeting people that you met from online personals...before the digital pic era...

...I don't think that counts, though...

Apocalipstic · 03-12-2010, 10:14 AM

Stappie, this is hilarious! OMG! You are cute enough to pull it off too...if you weren't, Sarah's friends would be dead now. Laugh!

EZ, dying laughing! Cat pictures and too "delicate" to open a can of soda? LMAOOOOOO

Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them.

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper.

She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window.

Those things are expensive!

Rook, too funny!

Peach roses and all.

When I was single I wanted to make up a contract for first dates with stuff like.... I swear not to call you 20 times a day, I swear not to sit across from your house...and so on.

Hysterical thread perfect for a rainy Friday morning!

violaine · 03-12-2010, 10:33 AM

[QUOTE=apocalipstic;65509]One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper.

She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

jen, you crack me up!

Apocalipstic · 03-12-2010, 10:37 AM

[quote=violaine;65525]

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Originally Posted by apocalipstic

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper.

She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

jen, you crack me up!

Thank you! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

AtLast · 03-12-2010, 11:36 AM

I've never actually been on a blind date. Sure, friends have tried to set me up (which makes me nuts), but I just met the woman in person at the friend's house with other people. If we hit it off, then a date is a good thing!

I can't imagine just going on a date without meeting and talking with someone, first.

Strappie · 03-12-2010, 01:46 PM

I guess some people are serious on dates and some have fun, dates, laugh, joke around, tease each other.. I sure the hell hope the one I'm with for the rest of my life will make me laugh and yes even do some pranks on me!

LIFE is too SERIOUS... I certainly don't want to add to it by having an uptight partner

03-12-2010, 03:39 AM	#1
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Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Ramdom thoughts...... Stappie, this is hilarious! OMG! You are cute enough to pull it off too...if you weren't, Sarah's friends would be dead now. Laugh! EZ, dying laughing! Cat pictures and too "delicate" to open a can of soda? LMAOOOOOO Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them. One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car. Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window. Those things are expensive! Rook, too funny! Peach roses and all. When I was single I wanted to make up a contract for first dates with stuff like.... I swear not to call you 20 times a day, I swear not to sit across from your house...and so on. Hysterical thread perfect for a rainy Friday morning! __________________

03-12-2010, 10:33 AM	#4
violaine Timed Out How Do You Identify?: atypical Preferred Pronoun?: plague words and phrases Relationship Status: love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: wekiva springs basin Posts: 3,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,934 Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts Rep Power: 0	[QUOTE=apocalipstic;65509]One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car. jen, you crack me up!

03-12-2010, 11:36 AM	#6
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,828 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I've never actually been on a blind date. Sure, friends have tried to set me up (which makes me nuts), but I just met the woman in person at the friend's house with other people. If we hit it off, then a date is a good thing! I can't imagine just going on a date without meeting and talking with someone, first.

03-12-2010, 01:46 PM	#7
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,945 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I guess some people are serious on dates and some have fun, dates, laugh, joke around, tease each other.. I sure the hell hope the one I'm with for the rest of my life will make me laugh and yes even do some pranks on me! LIFE is too SERIOUS... I certainly don't want to add to it by having an uptight partner