Bad Bar Lines and "Bodice Rippers"

macele · 09-19-2011, 07:24 AM

i had been working very hard to get her to like me. i say, do i turn you on just a little a bit? she says, oh yeah. i could just slide right off this chair. ... as they say, she may have been out of my league lol.

i like silly sweet pick up lines. but not really to those i don't know. i have a friend that i will randomly say to ... do you sleep on your stomach? can i? ... makes her smile lol.

mathematics makes great lines: i'd love to find the slope of your curve.

*Anya* · 09-19-2011, 07:37 AM

Great thread! Makes me laugh outloud, especially since most of us have had so many bad lines used on us!

Carry on!

09-19-2011, 07:37 AM	#2
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09-19-2011, 07:24 AM	#1
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,230 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	i had been working very hard to get her to like me. i say, do i turn you on just a little a bit? she says, oh yeah. i could just slide right off this chair. ... as they say, she may have been out of my league lol. i like silly sweet pick up lines. but not really to those i don't know. i have a friend that i will randomly say to ... do you sleep on your stomach? can i? ... makes her smile lol. mathematics makes great lines: i'd love to find the slope of your curve.