Why can't I.....

[nycfem]

Tantalizing, I would suggest for the first few calls, make yourself more comfortable by not letting Dapper know that this is a "poop call." If Dapper questions any grunting sounds or general exertion in your voice, just tell DB that you happen to be in the midst of preparing a gourmet cheese plate for yourself and that you are having some difficulty with opening a jar of olives.

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

I hope DB doesn't see this, he'll never answer my calls again.

That would be a start Jen, thanks! I would probably cover the mouth piece the entire time though....