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Old 03-12-2010, 06:16 AM   #1
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Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a blind date.


Me either. Unless you count meeting people that you met from online personals...before the digital pic era...

...I don't think that counts, though...
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:14 AM   #2
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Stappie, this is hilarious! OMG! You are cute enough to pull it off too...if you weren't, Sarah's friends would be dead now. Laugh!

EZ, dying laughing! Cat pictures and too "delicate" to open a can of soda? LMAOOOOOO

Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them.

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window. Those things are expensive!

Rook, too funny! Peach roses and all.

When I was single I wanted to make up a contract for first dates with stuff like.... I swear not to call you 20 times a day, I swear not to sit across from your house...and so on.



Hysterical thread perfect for a rainy Friday morning!

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[QUOTE=apocalipstic;65509]One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.



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One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.



jen, you crack me up!



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I've never actually been on a blind date. Sure, friends have tried to set me up (which makes me nuts), but I just met the woman in person at the friend's house with other people. If we hit it off, then a date is a good thing!

I can't imagine just going on a date without meeting and talking with someone, first.
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I guess some people are serious on dates and some have fun, dates, laugh, joke around, tease each other.. I sure the hell hope the one I'm with for the rest of my life will make me laugh and yes even do some pranks on me!

LIFE is too SERIOUS... I certainly don't want to add to it by having an uptight partner
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I guess some people are serious on dates and some have fun, dates, laugh, joke around, tease each other.. I sure the hell hope the one I'm with for the rest of my life will make me laugh and yes even do some pranks on me!

LIFE is too SERIOUS... I certainly don't want to add to it by having an uptight partner

Nah, look for a funny one! Makes life so much easier. They gotta have a sense of humor!

The worst blind date I ever has was one I did not know about.

My father was being courted (chased) by a lady at the church and they conspired to invite me to dinner and try to set me up with the lady's son.

WTF. WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????????????????

My father knew I was a Lesbian, but he did it anyway.

When I got there I was so in shock I could not speak. Words would not come out of my mouth. Not even "pass the salt". Complete and utter shock. I can at least usually be way polite...but nothing would come out of my mouth. I sat there like a lump.

The guy was cool though and sensed my discomfort and after dinner played Elton John for me 'till I could at least form words.

It was one of the most uncomfortable evenings of my entire life...
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