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Old 03-12-2010, 02:19 PM   #1
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My G/F is from Upsate NY where apparently women are way more feminist than in the South. We definitely have had a learning curve, but it's been worth every second.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:24 PM   #2
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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

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Old 03-12-2010, 06:17 PM   #4
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Me either. Unless you count meeting people that you met from online personals...before the digital pic era...

...I don't think that counts, though...
I don't count it either, since I had the opportunity to learn more about them before the meeting, even if the reality didn't match the pic or my personal vision of them.

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Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them.

Hopefully, though, you've had enough contact to warrant a meeting. For me, a blind date is just that....you are going into the situation practically blind, not knowing much if anything about the other person except your friend/sister/brother/uncle/cousin/etc thinks that they are PERFECT for you.

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

I'd learn the art of the just in case hubby dub came after you.

Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window. Those things are expensive!

You are NOT joking! I tried to get them to take it back too and refund me or at least let me pick another one out, but noooooo....apparently, those 12 minutes in the car were enough of a bonding session that the store felt that it would not be able to take it back (though it would be a go back for them) and separate us.

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My G/F is from Upsate NY where apparently women are way more feminist than in the South. We definitely have had a learning curve, but it's been worth every second.
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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

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I wouldn't call it uptight, but whatever works.
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Old 04-25-2011, 07:59 PM   #5
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Wondering if anyone else has some good stories to post....

I'm dying to read some more Blind Date Stories!!
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Well, one time at Young Daywalker Camp ~



Blind Date took on a different spin once, we decided it would be fun
if our friend went 'blind' and allowed the romantic interest we chose
for her to guide her around a Lake in the Milpitas/Calavares County Hills.


Off they went with a bottle of Merlot, and a couple hours later we saw them
across the lake...our friend still blind folded, they stumbled their way to a
wobbly bench under a Willow tree and there she went!

She hella slid into the water ~ still clutching the bottle of Merlot!

They remain friends to this day, but I think the
Date was just as fun for us conspirators as it was for them.

Wee.

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I don't do blind dates.....I find that when people I know do blind dates they wished they were still blind.
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This isn't exactly a blind date story but rather a "date to not go on" story.Back in the day when I went to the bars a lot, I was sitting in the quiet bar of a club I patronized. There was a woman who lived in a small town outside Houston who would come in sometimes on Fridays and I had thought she was nice looking and decided I would ask her out for dinner. Now mind you she lived in some podunk country town and had a bunch of kids which usually is not the kind of women I dated. So this Friday she comes in and I am sitting there sipping my beer. She comes in kind of out of breath carrying this package wrapped in white paper and hands it to the bartender and says: can you put this in the cooler for me?. The bartender says: what is it? Then the woman proceeds to tell us that its a snake she just ran over in the road on the way into Houston. She went into detail about how she had crossed into the next lane to purposefully hit it and then some guy saw it too and they fought over it on the side of the road. So I asked her, what are you going to do with it and she said she was going to eat the meat and make the hide into a belt. *laughs*. WEll, I just kept sipping my beer and decided I really didn't need to take this gal out to dinner, so it was a date I was glad I missed.
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This isn't exactly a blind date story but rather a "date to not go on" story.Back in the day when I went to the bars a lot, I was sitting in the quiet bar of a club I patronized. There was a woman who lived in a small town outside Houston who would come in sometimes on Fridays and I had thought she was nice looking and decided I would ask her out for dinner. Now mind you she lived in some podunk country town and had a bunch of kids which usually is not the kind of women I dated. So this Friday she comes in and I am sitting there sipping my beer. She comes in kind of out of breath carrying this package wrapped in white paper and hands it to the bartender and says: can you put this in the cooler for me?. The bartender says: what is it? Then the woman proceeds to tell us that its a snake she just ran over in the road on the way into Houston. She went into detail about how she had crossed into the next lane to purposefully hit it and then some guy saw it too and they fought over it on the side of the road. So I asked her, what are you going to do with it and she said she was going to eat the meat and make the hide into a belt. *laughs*. WEll, I just kept sipping my beer and decided I really didn't need to take this gal out to dinner, so it was a date I was glad I missed.


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This isn't exactly a blind date story but rather a "date to not go on" story.Back in the day when I went to the bars a lot, I was sitting in the quiet bar of a club I patronized. There was a woman who lived in a small town outside Houston who would come in sometimes on Fridays and I had thought she was nice looking and decided I would ask her out for dinner. Now mind you she lived in some podunk country town and had a bunch of kids which usually is not the kind of women I dated. So this Friday she comes in and I am sitting there sipping my beer. She comes in kind of out of breath carrying this package wrapped in white paper and hands it to the bartender and says: can you put this in the cooler for me?. The bartender says: what is it? Then the woman proceeds to tell us that its a snake she just ran over in the road on the way into Houston. She went into detail about how she had crossed into the next lane to purposefully hit it and then some guy saw it too and they fought over it on the side of the road. So I asked her, what are you going to do with it and she said she was going to eat the meat and make the hide into a belt. *laughs*. WEll, I just kept sipping my beer and decided I really didn't need to take this gal out to dinner, so it was a date I was glad I missed.
So I take it you don't eat Snake? Or don't have a snake skin belt.. lol
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