What's On Yer Wiener?

always2late · 04-13-2010, 04:14 PM

I SO want a hot dog right now!

For those who might not know...if you are craving the Chicago style hot dog, and do not live in Chicago...you can order them through Vienna Beef. They send you the whole "hot dog" kit: dogs, buns, condiments, fixins. I know this because I ordered them for a homesick ex once as a present. (yes that's right...a present. Gift wrapped hotdogs...just call me a romantic. LOL)

Butterbean · 04-13-2010, 04:24 PM

Butterbean · 04-13-2010, 04:27 PM

<---AP, when she sees a weeny.

WolfyOne · 04-13-2010, 04:30 PM

Day, I can't take your poll unless you define everything because I'm from Chicago and we don't put ketchup on our hot dogs.

Oh and Oneida's pic makes me miss my Vienna Beef Hot Dogs

WickedFemme · 04-13-2010, 04:37 PM

I grew up in NY and ketchup on a hotdog is ewwwwwwwwwwwww....
Mustard and onions or sauerkraut for me!

MsDemeanor · 04-13-2010, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Day, I can't take your poll unless you define everything because I'm from Chicago and we don't put ketchup on our hot dogs.

I would assume that 'everything' includes the day-glo green toxic stuff that y'all call relish.

weatherboi · 04-13-2010, 04:40 PM

bring it...i love me some day glo relish...even better when i get some on me shirt...at a baseball game...with a warm crappy beer!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I would assume that 'everything' includes the day-glo green toxic stuff that y'all call relish.

WolfyOne · 04-13-2010, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I would assume that 'everything' includes the day-glo green toxic stuff that y'all call relish.

Believe it or not, it's the only thing I don't like on my hot dogs......the rest of my family likes it.

FYI, it's called piccalilli and I have always thought it was gross

Rockinonahigh · 04-13-2010, 04:58 PM

Gotta have the works on my hot dog...a really good bun to start with..a premeium quater pounder hot dog...then yellow mustard ,sweet relish,chili,onions and cheese over all that.Man talk about good.

Kevin · 04-13-2010, 05:09 PM

At home....Nathan's 1/4 pounder with yellow mustard and finely chopped yellow onion....

Going out....
Tommy's Original (If you don't see the Shack, take it back.)
With mustard, onions, chili, cheese, tomato, and dill pickles....plus hot yellow chili peppers.....
Get a fork (or fries) to pick up all the 'drippin's'

Gemme · 04-13-2010, 04:58 PM

Day, duuuuude, you didn't include the option for relish by itself and I surely will not add cheese and mayo with the relish. Not happening.

So, I prefer mustard, ketchup and relish on the dog usually. Unless it's a chili dog and then it's chili (duh) and dog. Onions only if they are sauted. I don't like my breath smelling like the ass end of a root veggie, yanno?

I've tried other ways and some were okay and some were along the lines of "What were you THINKING???"

Subs (via the Way of Subs, of course), however, are a different, more complex story. I either get a veggie, roast beef or BLT with the following items:

on the days I want cheese, it's a half order of pepperjack
on the days I get the BLT, it's a half order of the bacon (4 slices instead of 8)
lettuce
spinach
tomatoes
banana peppers
bell peppers
black olives
pickles
pepper
lots and lots of red wine vinegar
and, sometimes, I'll have them put a thin strip of the Chipotle Southwest sauce on it

It's got hella amounts of sodium no matter which one I get, but I love it.

Diva · 04-13-2010, 05:12 PM

Ok...here we go. I thought this thread was nasty. And then I saw some of these pictures and now I KNOW it's nasty! <giggling>

So. Here's my perfect hotdog:

1. The wienie MUST be the same length as the bun. It's just heinous if it's not.

2. First, I put a fine line of Gulden's Spice Mustard in the MIDDLE of each side of the bun. (Why yes, it IS a science, thank You very much.)

3. Second, and along the mustard line, polka dots of ketchup. About the size of a pencil eraser. It cannot argue with the mustard, just enhance it.

4. Third, (is it bothering You yet that I'm on number 4 and just said "third"?) tiny dollops of SWEET pickle relish on ONE side only, the bottom side. Cuz that's just how I roll.

5. Fourth, the perfectly grilled dog, with just enough burnt to give it some texture.

6. Fifth, a heaping spoonful of a lovely chili, drizzled down the dog and pressed into the crevace between wienie and bun on the TOP side.

7. Sixth, sprinkle LIBERALLY (It must be a democrat hot dog!) with finely grated sharp cheddar.

SPECIAL NOTE: IF the others are having onions on THEIR dawgs, then I shall, too, 1 tablespoon of finely chopped red onion which should go between the chili and the cheese.

And THAT, my friends, is MY perfect dawg.

Martina · 04-13-2010, 05:49 PM

The best way is kraut and mustard

Second best onion and mustard

Third best relish and mustard

I agree with whoever said a traditional soft white bun.

Kosmo · 04-13-2010, 07:04 PM

On a Hebrew National: Just mustard and onions. Wouldn't want to hide that great dawg flavor.

On any other poser dawgs: Depends on what's offered and what I can get to stay on. Under no circumstances will there be catsup (that's for scrambled eggs) or as a side dish all it's own.

Toasted bun would be nice, but not necessary because sometimes I like the bun to squish.

Kobi · 04-13-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Ok...here we go. I thought this thread was nasty. And then I saw some of these pictures and now I KNOW it's nasty! <giggling>

So. Here's my perfect hotdog:

1. The wienie MUST be the same length as the bun. It's just heinous if it's not.

2. First, I put a fine line of Gulden's Spice Mustard in the MIDDLE of each side of the bun. (Why yes, it IS a science, thank You very much.)

3. Second, and along the mustard line, polka dots of ketchup. About the size of a pencil eraser. It cannot argue with the mustard, just enhance it.

4. Third, (is it bothering You yet that I'm on number 4 and just said "third"?) tiny dollops of SWEET pickle relish on ONE side only, the bottom side. Cuz that's just how I roll.

5. Fourth, the perfectly grilled dog, with just enough burnt to give it some texture.

6. Fifth, a heaping spoonful of a lovely chili, drizzled down the dog and pressed into the crevace between wienie and bun on the TOP side.

7. Sixth, sprinkle LIBERALLY (It must be a democrat hot dog!) with finely grated sharp cheddar.

SPECIAL NOTE: IF the others are having onions on THEIR dawgs, then I shall, too, 1 tablespoon of finely chopped red onion which should go between the chili and the cheese.

And THAT, my friends, is MY perfect dawg.

Is this something to eat or something to admire much like a work of art?

ButchBowWow · 04-13-2010, 10:19 PM

I rarely eat them but when I do they must be just this side of burnt, ketchup is a must, grated cheddar an option.

Lady Pamela · 04-14-2010, 08:44 AM

Its everything for me....smile

Gemme · 04-13-2010, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

Is this something to eat or something to admire much like a work of art?

If you take too long admiring it, Lucy will make sure you don't have to worry about eating it.

SassyLeo · 04-13-2010, 10:47 PM

ketchup and mayo!

Diva · 04-14-2010, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

Is this something to eat or something to admire much like a work of art?

Yes.

View Poll Results: What's on Yer Wiener?
Everything	16	16.49%
Nothing	7	7.22%
Ketchup is a MUST	32	32.99%
Mustard	36	37.11%
Hella Onions	20	20.62%
Tomahhhhh-toes	5	5.15%
Mayo, Relish, Cheeze n hella ketchup	11	11.34%
I'd like to list My Secret Wiener Ingredients in the Thread	22	22.68%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 97. You may not vote on this poll

04-13-2010, 04:14 PM	#1
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I SO want a hot dog right now! For those who might not know...if you are craving the Chicago style hot dog, and do not live in Chicago...you can order them through Vienna Beef. They send you the whole "hot dog" kit: dogs, buns, condiments, fixins. I know this because I ordered them for a homesick ex once as a present. (yes that's right...a present. Gift wrapped hotdogs...just call me a romantic. LOL) __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

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04-13-2010, 05:09 PM	#10
Kevin Junior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 17	wieners both ways At home....Nathan's 1/4 pounder with yellow mustard and finely chopped yellow onion.... Going out.... Tommy's Original (If you don't see the Shack, take it back.) With mustard, onions, chili, cheese, tomato, and dill pickles....plus hot yellow chili peppers..... Get a fork (or fries) to pick up all the 'drippin's'

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04-13-2010, 04:58 PM	#9
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04-13-2010, 04:58 PM	#11
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04-13-2010, 05:12 PM	#12
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Ok...here we go. I thought this thread was nasty. And then I saw some of these pictures and now I KNOW it's nasty! <giggling> So. Here's my perfect hotdog: 1. The wienie MUST be the same length as the bun. It's just heinous if it's not. 2. First, I put a fine line of Gulden's Spice Mustard in the MIDDLE of each side of the bun. (Why yes, it IS a science, thank You very much.) 3. Second, and along the mustard line, polka dots of ketchup. About the size of a pencil eraser. It cannot argue with the mustard, just enhance it. 4. Third, (is it bothering You yet that I'm on number 4 and just said "third"?) tiny dollops of SWEET pickle relish on ONE side only, the bottom side. Cuz that's just how I roll. 5. Fourth, the perfectly grilled dog, with just enough burnt to give it some texture. 6. Fifth, a heaping spoonful of a lovely chili, drizzled down the dog and pressed into the crevace between wienie and bun on the TOP side. 7. Sixth, sprinkle LIBERALLY (It must be a democrat hot dog!) with finely grated sharp cheddar. SPECIAL NOTE: IF the others are having onions on THEIR dawgs, then I shall, too, 1 tablespoon of finely chopped red onion which should go between the chili and the cheese. And THAT, my friends, is MY perfect dawg.

04-13-2010, 05:49 PM	#13
Martina Senior Member How Do You Identify?: * Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: * Posts: 4,999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,409 Thanked 18,283 Times in 4,166 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The best way is kraut and mustard Second best onion and mustard Third best relish and mustard I agree with whoever said a traditional soft white bun.

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Kosmo Member How Do You Identify?: just me Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: This seat is taken Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Buckeye Posts: 210 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 180 Thanked 274 Times in 119 Posts Rep Power: 227089	On a Hebrew National: Just mustard and onions. Wouldn't want to hide that great dawg flavor. On any other poser dawgs: Depends on what's offered and what I can get to stay on. Under no circumstances will there be catsup (that's for scrambled eggs) or as a side dish all it's own. Toasted bun would be nice, but not necessary because sometimes I like the bun to squish. Last edited by Kosmo; 04-13-2010 at 07:09 PM. Reason: I love catsup just not on my dawg.

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