Shit Heard Around this House!!

bright_arrow · 10-28-2013, 10:36 PM

We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family.

Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. *big grin*
Me: Oh shut up.
Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out.
Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you..
Her:

Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave.
Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?!
Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me..
Me:

Her:

Me: Oh.. my.. god *laughing* That is so going in the threads!

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10-28-2013, 10:36 PM	#11
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: nor cal Posts: 2,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,644 Thanked 9,363 Times in 2,296 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family. Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. big grin Me: Oh shut up. Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out. Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you.. Her: Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave. Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?! Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me.. Me: Her: Me: Oh.. my.. god laughing That is so going in the threads!