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Old 04-18-2010, 05:51 PM   #1
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"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"



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Old 04-18-2010, 06:06 PM   #2
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I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:10 PM   #3
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"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:05 PM   #5
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That's so 2007.

Try: "Glitter is the H1N1 of crafts."
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Old 04-19-2010, 06:07 AM   #6
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"they take that thing in their hand, and boy, they're gonna rule the world"

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(at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)
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Not MY friend.. but a friend of my sister..

Him: Oh, you went to New York City? That's where the Entire State building is!

Me: Yep. The whole thing.
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:31 PM   #8
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(at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:14 PM   #9
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"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"



Same friend, same situation, same guy, says to me last night:

"He broke up with me because of the situation with me and X!"

*insert befuddled look and lip quiver*

"What should I do????"



Seriously, I'm too old for this shit.
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Same friend, same situation, same guy, says to me last night:

"He broke up with me because of the situation with me and X!"

*insert befuddled look and lip quiver*

"What should I do????"



Seriously, I'm too old for this shit.
Saying DUH, might clear things up..... Issshhh...
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:39 PM   #12
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This guy at work told me a story about one of his friends who was to be admitted into the hospital. A friend of hers was helping her fill out her proxy forms and got to the section where it asks for your religion:

Friend: "... religion?'

Soon-to-be-patient: "uum ... vegan."

(Seems to be a veggie kind of day today....)
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