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Old 04-18-2010, 06:10 PM   #1
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"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:23 PM   #2
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:05 PM   #3
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"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."
That's so 2007.

Try: "Glitter is the H1N1 of crafts."
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Old 04-19-2010, 06:07 AM   #4
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"they take that thing in their hand, and boy, they're gonna rule the world"

~Gramma~

(at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:35 AM   #5
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Him: Oh, you went to New York City? That's where the Entire State building is!

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Old 04-29-2010, 10:34 AM   #6
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".... tell Sharon that there isn't a gold plated bathtub, but the Archbishop's toilet bowl handle is quite plush ...."

(three second pause)

"....oh, excuse me your Archbishop-ness, you scared the hell out of me...."

-- one of my co-workers recording the conditions of the Archbishop's living quarters

(I guess having hell scared out of you is another ticket option to heaven, eh?)
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:44 AM   #7
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"So, um, Gemme....if you are ever running from the cops...which I don't recommend, but if you are running from the cops....don't let the dogs get you. That shit hurts! It felt like it {canine officer} was tearing my leg off."

Yeah, um, I was considering it, but now that you say that....I guess I won't.

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"Yer like this vase, that my mother had way up high on a shelf... and we weren't allowed to touch it... I just wanted to touch it, that's all..."
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Me:<inset dramatic unforgetable speech that I forgot>

Friend:Im goin to have to completely diagree to DISAGREE!!!


<insert confukled look>
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*While eating Lemon Icebox Pie Ice Cream


Niceguy: "This is just not right."

Me: "What do you mean?"

Niceguy: "This ice cream, it isn't right. Ice cream that tastes exactly like something else? That isnt right..."

*Pause*

Niceguy:"......This is going to cause Cancer or something...."
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