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Old 04-29-2010, 04:40 PM   #1
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There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow!

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!
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There is a law from a couple of hundred years back still in effect here in the UK
It states that on one day of the year in a town in Yorkshire, an English gentleman can say one sentence (forgive me, I was told this many years ago and was stoned at the time so I can't remember specifics...), after saying this sentence he can then legally kill a Scotsman with a crossbow!

If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over

There's more archaic laws still in effect here, but I'll have to come back when I've remembered more of them!
Today, I am thankful that I am not a policewoman there.
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If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious
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If a pregnant woman needs a pee, she can ask a policeman to use his helmet and he/she legally has to hand it over ?

Are the helmets there that big? just curious
Big enough to fit on one's head, which is plenty big enough to tinkle in.

But...think about how they will have to clean it. There's fabric in there and padding. Dry clean?

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The tongue is the only body muscle that is attached from one end only.
The shrimp's heart is in its head
Kissing is healthier than shaking hands
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F"
Polar bears with white, fluffy fur actually have black skin
The tongue is also the strongest muscle in our body.

Bonus: the biggest organ is our skin.
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