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06-05-2011, 08:08 AM
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Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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Ms: She will have to be the first to go during the zombie apocalypse because she will sell us out for sex.
Me: :crackingup:
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06-12-2011, 05:26 PM
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Her Bastard Relationship Status:
Peaceful Easy 
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Me and Miss Pinky discussing a rental house...
Me: "This isn't too bad, it's out in the country, partially fenced backyard" Miss Pinky: (looking at interior pics of home) "There's nothing like a black fridge with a white stove" Me: "I never would have noticed if you hadn't said something" Miss Pinky: "Well overall it isn't too bad but it's about as ugly as I can go,we can't rent anything any uglier...ok??" Me:"So this is your ugly quotient? We can't exceed it???" Miss Pinky is now giving me the HAIRY EYEBALL!!!
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06-12-2011, 06:09 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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Me: I'm going to drink my wine float and post something.
Ebon: Oh, Jesus. .gif "Say What?") Me (going to my computer and seeing that the cpu is on): Oh, crap! I left Bessie on all night! Me: (turning the monitor on and a program I never use coming up): WTF? Ebon: Oh, shit. I was watching porn and forgot to turn it off before you got home. Me: I hope you washed your hands before you typed on Bessie. 
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06-12-2011, 09:05 PM
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A VIRUS people, a VIRUS...
I was talking about a VIRUS when from the bedroom... I said laud enough for the boy and the whole world to hear...
Outlaw: "Yeah, why is it that every time I get it, it's harder AND longer?" Fishinabaggie: (said something inaudible given the snickering) I should be in bed, but I can't sleep over the din of her haughty laughter.
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06-13-2011, 04:35 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this:
Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you. Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex? Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows. Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV? Ebon: Yeah. Me: That's sad. Ebon: Eh. Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up. Ebon: 
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06-14-2011, 05:52 PM
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Timed Out
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Jo and i are sitting on the couch after dinner eating some Crunchn Munch i had gotten earlier at the store--seems we both are very addicted to it and we mention worrying about eating the whole box
Me:honey,i think ur right we ARE gonna eat the whole box Jo: Why you thinking im eating so fast?(she was shoveling this stuff in) Me: trying to get full quicker so you dont? Jo: no so i can get more than you! thats my baby!!
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06-14-2011, 07:20 PM
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Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain.  Join Date: Jan 2010
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06-14-2011, 07:26 PM
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Timed Out
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06-14-2011, 07:28 PM
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Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010
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06-14-2011, 07:30 PM
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Senior Member
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Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status:
Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009
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So Simon is such a good boy. Trained him well. That is til tonight lol . I'm picking up the apt and cooking. He's usually under my feet. As I throw things in fridge away that's expired he goes in the bedroom and fleetingly I think hmmm that's weird he's usually up my ass. So I continue on and a knock comes to the door and its my neighbor. We stand there talking for a few minutes when I hear this blood curling squeal. I freak out and rush inside and he has gotten himself in the trash can after the bolognq I threw away and couldn't get out LMAO scared me to death.
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06-14-2011, 07:32 PM
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Timed Out
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well i figure since i exaggerate the sweet,giving,nice side of you i might as well do the same on the opposite end.
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06-14-2011, 08:02 PM
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Good 'n married. 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard.
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Me to cockatoo: STOP THROWING BANANAS AT THE DOGS!
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07-17-2011, 07:56 AM
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ow, that hurts !
me: it's not suppose to hurt, it's suppose to be romantic |
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07-17-2011, 09:27 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
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07-17-2011, 04:26 PM
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And you said I wasn’t your type!!! 
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Banjo, our Pom, picked out a cute lil baby dragon from the petstore. Cruel was sitting in recliner and Banjo kept putting the dragon on the arm of the chair and licking it.
Cruel: "Banjo, why do you keep licking your baby dragon?" Me: "If you had a baby dragon you'd lick it too."
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07-24-2011, 08:59 AM
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lady Relationship Status:
working on myself 
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While sitting and watching "Two Fat Ladies" A cooking show that just cracks me up I love those ladies. One was making a kind of bread and I didn't hear what she called it.
Me to my daughter: Is she making spotted dick? (which is an english bread ) My daughter: ROFLMAO so hard she had tears Me: very mature for a 21 yr old My daughter: ahahahahahahaha those are words I never thought I'd ever hear from you Mama (while she is still rofl)
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07-27-2011, 10:44 AM
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me: 10 more nuts and I get another life
Wimsi: that's nice honey, hope you get your nuts ( few minutes later ) me: YAY ! Wimsi: you must of got your 10 nuts, I am proud of you
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07-31-2011, 07:07 PM
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Timed Out
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shit heard in the car!
driving to the beach today
Me: look honey a produce stand Jo: doesnt look very good,they dont have anything Me: umm its Sunday they're closedMe: ( starting to laugh so hard im about to pee on myself) Jo: ( trying to pinch my arm) you need to lose some weight so i can get a grip on u! Me:
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07-31-2011, 07:22 PM
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Infamous Member
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Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010
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Tonight, after making dinner, unloading the dishwasher.... Scoote: You never do anything for me. (said with a smirk) Me: I made you dinner. Scoote: Well you never make me anything else. Me: I made you jello, and chocolate trifle and... Scoote (interrupting) : Well, I don't have any hard-boiled eggs, do I????
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08-01-2011, 06:28 AM
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Daddy to a sweet daisy. 
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daisy: I'm getting ready to watch eyebrow shaping videos, I KNOW you're excited!
Me: says nothing, just keeps scratching the cat behind the ears... daisy: (rummaging around) You know what I need when we go to the dollar store this month?! I need a FUCKING hand mirror!
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