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Old 11-06-2009, 11:18 AM   #1
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Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:25 AM   #2
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Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?



Gun oil..

That is all
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For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.
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whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:35 AM   #5
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Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.
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Salad Shooter---





Salad Tosser---

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Oh My Gay! I just peed a little. That is all.

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He is an ass clown!!
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whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???
I did until the gun oil got involved. Now we've graduated to salad shooter.

Oh the visual!
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:22 PM   #10
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Thank God "salad shredder" was not implied.....

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Arrrg! who was lookin for the Master Ass Pirate? Gun oil is a plenty. Whos' first? for support that is
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I tried the gun oil, and shot off Cals eye patch.
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Here's hoping you all remember to swab your poop-decks.


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Here's hoping you all remember to swab your poop-decks.


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I need help with that. My arms won't reach.


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Arrrgh Great advice "poop eye" pixie
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*peg-leg smily here*

I need help with that. My arms won't reach.


That's why the flying spaghetti monster invented mops. Just remember, the handle side goes up...

Or is that down? uh-oh...
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