How do you know when you are getting older?

C0LLETTE · 06-26-2020, 08:38 PM

People like to say " Oh age is only a number, it's all in your head"

What tiresome bullshit!

Your body does age, weaken, whatever...so does your brain, btw...

But here's my secret to success...and I've surprisingly managed it quite well:

1. Never do any sports. Screws up your knees, you'll be sorry later.

2. Smoke, the tar will hold you together quite nicely

3. Drink alcohol, preferably beer...it'll fatten you up and that will help you fight off osteoporosis.

4. Love your grandkids but ignore your children and stop asking yourself how you produced such dullards.

06-26-2020, 08:38 PM	#32
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,165 Times in 4,340 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	People like to say " Oh age is only a number, it's all in your head" What tiresome bullshit! Your body does age, weaken, whatever...so does your brain, btw... But here's my secret to success...and I've surprisingly managed it quite well: 1. Never do any sports. Screws up your knees, you'll be sorry later. 2. Smoke, the tar will hold you together quite nicely 3. Drink alcohol, preferably beer...it'll fatten you up and that will help you fight off osteoporosis. 4. Love your grandkids but ignore your children and stop asking yourself how you produced such dullards. __________________ ______________________________ ______________________________