Corny jokes

Orema · 10-07-2021, 07:13 AM

Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?

A: A coffin.

Stone-Butch · 10-07-2021, 01:18 PM

Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.

FireSignFemme · 10-07-2021, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.

Somebody should be telling PETA on you

Stone-Butch · 10-07-2021, 05:14 PM

LOL cute. I love all animals mostly not the human animal. SO, please don't report me. *G

Orema · 10-28-2021, 07:31 AM

Q:Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because hy had no body to take.

Q: Who did the skeleton invite to the school dance?

A: Her goul-friend

Stone-Butch · 10-28-2021, 12:28 PM

So, how did you find the weather when you were visiting your grandmother?

Oh, I just went outside and there it was.

homoe · 10-29-2021, 07:16 AM

Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin

Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet

Q: Why don’t mummies have friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

A. Spectre · 11-24-2023, 11:34 AM

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 o'clock this morning!

Thank goodness I was already awake practicing my bagpipes.

Stone-Butch · 11-25-2023, 07:37 PM

Why did the bad chicken cross the road?

For foul reasons.

10-07-2021, 01:18 PM	#2
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10-29-2021, 07:16 AM	#7
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