The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die - Page 2

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 04:59 PM

extreme sports
raising chinchillas
square dancing
plastic surgery
enter a beauty pageant
eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
compete on americas got talent
kite surf

Stearns · 07-08-2010, 05:00 PM

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh

chase a tornado
eat sushi
catch a greased pig

moxie · 07-08-2010, 05:12 PM

get an STD
see David Hasslehoff naked
move back home
being in jail
dying alone
eat a squirrel (don't ask)
firing a gun
flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter

that's all I can think of right now.

Blade · 07-08-2010, 05:22 PM

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
never ever for any reason EVER let anyone guilt me into wearing a dress, chuckling.....yeah I know it aint funny and it aint happened in about 20 something yrs either
ride a bull
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Soft*Silver · 07-08-2010, 05:37 PM

.......go butch..........

Stearns · 07-08-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

pose for playgirl

Finally gave that one up, eh?

SuperFemme · 07-08-2010, 05:44 PM

you guys are cracking me up.

Blade · 07-08-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Stearns

Finally gave that one up, eh?

Well you know I just can't stand it when all the femmes come beating my drawers down, I mean doors.

JustJo · 07-08-2010, 06:57 PM

get a tattoo (needle phobic )
go bungee jumping
get a pet tarantula
firewalk on hot coals
spend an entire week alone with my sister
go back to live in the neighborhood where I grew up
work in a coal mine

Charming Texan · 07-08-2010, 07:00 PM

Hit Samuel L. Jackson over the head with a champagne bottle.

Eat one of these :

Jump on a trampoline with a mouthful of marbles.

dixie · 07-08-2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)

urban bee-keeper
fancy chef
have another baby
own a gun
get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
walk on hot coals
spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

hmm... these are things that WOULD be on my list...

*I'd like to be a fancy chef, but my mom already does that so...
*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)
*I HAVE walked on hot coals...not that bad
*I WOULD LOVE to attempt to wrestle a gator...i <3 gators...lol

Okay, let's see...what do I NOT want to do...
*become a politician
*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
*jump out of a plane...(deathly afraid of heights)
*be covered in honey while tied to a stake over an ant hill
*have to (discreetly) tell my 84 year old grandmother (AGAIN) that her swimsuit was in a "reverse" thong position <--what has been seen can never be unseen *shudder*
*be featured on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries OR America's Most Wanted
*wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a slight "pain" in my side...
*run the NYC marathon
*wander upon a hungry raging grizzly in the forest

This list could go on and on...

Gemme · 07-08-2010, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

Cute thread...

4. take a course in Latin
9. Go to a wrestling match.
10. Learn to change a tire (that's what triple A is for)

Okay, I've done these. Actually, I had four years of Latin, two of which were AP. If I'd applied myself, I'd be a doctor or pharmacist by now.

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Originally Posted by Diva

My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)

~ Re-marry my ex-husband

~ Tango with Martha Stewart, John Stewart or Stewart Udall.

Amen to the first and as for the second....I thinks you haz a Stewart anti-fetish.

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Originally Posted by foxyshaman

~ eat liver - any liver - any liver pate too
~ clean out houses for a living

You got it. My housekeepers work harder than anyone I know that isn't employed by the military in some form or function. I also refuse to let folks call them maids. They're not your damn maids, bud. They work for the hotel, NOT *you*. My point being, I'm too lazy to clean other people's homes for a living, though it can be a good living because there are soooo many others like me who don't clean a lot.

Liver is evil. That is all.

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

extreme sports
raising chinchillas
square dancing
plastic surgery
enter a beauty pageant
eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
compete on americas got talent
kite surf

These sound really cool. I think you should totally audition for AGT.

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Originally Posted by Stearns

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh

chase a tornado
eat sushi
catch a greased pig

Done.
Done.
Done.

Now, you don't have to worry about them.

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

move back home
being in jail
eat a squirrel (don't ask)
firing a gun
flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter

that's all I can think of right now.

I am loving other people's lists right now.

I'd cut off something important before moving back with my dad and stepmom because a boredom related death is especially cruel.

I've been in jail, though I don't have a record (Field trip, anyone? That counts, right?). I've eaten squirrel, though not by my free will or choice. I've owned several guns and, though I know the basics, I haven't shot any of the ones I've owned. Weird.

I'm afraid of heights but love whirlybird rides. Weeeee!

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Originally Posted by Blade

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Part of me wants to skydive. Another part wants to live.

I've eaten oysters and have lived with someone who was in a Frederick's catalog once. I've also played chicken with a train. It was kind of exhilerating.

I could do without being in a life-threatening situation at the hands of another or chewing glass. Road rash is not something I'm keen to discover. Trampoline rash was bad enough. Um, I like pictures of the desert, but I really could do with never going there.

chefhmboyrd · 07-08-2010, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dixielady

*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)

mmmmmmmm
ahhhhh
yeah that is hott

i'll be right back

miss entycing · 07-08-2010, 08:10 PM

survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't.

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty

betenoire · 07-08-2010, 08:16 PM

- eat oysters
- swim the english channel
- see Lady Gaga in concert
- drive a racecar
- participate in any rodeo event
- move to a tiny town

dixie · 07-08-2010, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't.

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty

um...yeah...I will pass on the "living on bugs and such" as well... yuck...

Soft*Silver · 07-08-2010, 09:13 PM

I didnt have a needle poked in my cornea but I did have scaples scrap off layers of my corneas...last summer. And yes, i was awake and watching it from "inside"

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Originally Posted by dixielady

*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
This list could go on and on...

princessbelle · 07-09-2010, 05:23 PM

You all are funny.

Rebuild a car
Give money to someone that is NONE deserving
Become cold hearted.
Become self serving.
Become complacent with other peoples needs.
Become a home body.
Become my mother.

Become a Proctologist
Run for President
Ask for no pain killers if having teeth drilled.
Deliver a baby cow.

Selenay · 07-09-2010, 05:28 PM

Things I'd like to do but... Won't:

-Touch my tongue to a 9V battery
-Stick a fork into a socket
-Put my hand up against a moving fan
-Touch a full speed subway train
-Cliff dive

Diva · 07-09-2010, 07:43 PM

More.....

~ eat Brussel Sprouts (not happening unless I'm captured by Iraqi soldiers and they force me as punishment to get me to talk)

~ compete on American Idol (I'm too old anyway)

~ be any kind of medical professional

~ live purposefully without AC

~ plant bamboo

~ meet Julia Child <sigh>

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Stearns Member How Do You Identify?: Trans Man Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Husband Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: 'nita land Posts: 272 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 385 Thanked 443 Times in 149 Posts Rep Power: 3640	I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh chase a tornado eat sushi catch a greased pig

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07-09-2010, 05:28 PM	#39
Selenay Member How Do You Identify?: A soul for a compass and a heart for a pair of wings. Preferred Pronoun?: All I ask of living is to have no chains on me. Relationship Status: All I own are the strides I spend to the finish line. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Somewhere in between here and gone. Posts: 662 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 1,447 Times in 369 Posts Rep Power: 6344715	I guess all these things go back to my mom telling me DON'T DO THAT, SELLY as a child? Things I'd like to do but... Won't: -Touch my tongue to a 9V battery -Stick a fork into a socket -Put my hand up against a moving fan -Touch a full speed subway train -Cliff dive __________________ Two or three things I know for sure, And one is that I would rather go naked Than wear the coat the world has made for me.

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