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Old 07-09-2010, 11:43 PM   #1
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give up hoping I can have another horse someday

shave my head again

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never own another newfoundland as long as I live..
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cheat
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try heroin
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own an SUV ever again
i am not sure how this posted twice
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Rekindle any form of a relationship with any or all of 3 toxic individuals that have been in my life at one time or another...

Eat pimento cheese...

Buy gas ever again from Exxon, Citgo or BP...

Bleach my hair again (blonde is NOT good on me)...


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While in dim light, without your eye glasses on ……

… reach for your tube of lube gel that is in the same drawer as your tube of Ben-Gay (un-scented)….… in a similar size, weight, color and container…..

Or, you may be faced with never having sex again before you die…

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While in dim light, without your eye glasses on ……

… reach for your tube of lube gel that is in the same drawer as your tube of Ben-Gay (un-scented)….… in a similar size, weight, color and container…..

Or, you may be faced with never having sex again before you die…

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omg thats fucking hilarious and why I use astroglide.


I will never ever live in the city again
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this is my not-deep (but still important to me) list:

never wear a T-shirt
never wear pants or shorts
never eat raw eggs, or fish, or items similar
never engage in one specific intimate activity
never eat any meat save beef or white meat chicken (yea, I know--I Know!)
never eat bell peppers
never let anyone make the bed, other than me
never use a porta-potty or the ones on a bus (baring near death needs)
never stand in the back of an elevator

enough for now...re-reading this strikes me that I may be (somewhat) superficial and inflexible...and there might be disproportionate food rules...but, hey--someone's gotta be this way, right?
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omg thats fucking hilarious and why I use astroglide.


I will never ever live in the city again
Hilarious... but.... everything is separated now!! Hey Astroglide does have a gel product...

Another time, in the shower, I mixed-up a Dr Bronner's bottle with some other soap (maybe the diluted Dr B's?, can't remember) and had the tingle of my life.... the Bronner's was full strength...

I yearn for the country often.

I think I can solarize my hot water fairly easily and without much expense. Looking into it. I am finding that with energy saving things, the money savings is only one part of the equation for me. I like using less even though I know it will take a k'zillion more individuals to make any difference. And well, commercial entities are the biggest users.
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Old 07-11-2010, 04:15 PM   #10
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I am NOT going to buy my last home on Earth near neighbors, because me and my 10 furkids want to live in peace.
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Kiss a King Cobra or any other snake for that matter....grandma always told me "the only good snake is a DEAD ONE"
Wear a two piece bathing suit
Dance naked in the rain (Nope it ain't happening NEVER EVER EVER)


This thread is making me laff my arse off, thanks for starting the thread!
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