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Old 07-30-2010, 05:20 PM   #1
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Do not follow your head - follow your heart.
The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things.
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:24 PM   #2
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Do not follow your head - follow your heart.
The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things.
I disagree with that 100%, just saying.
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:36 PM   #3
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I disagree with that 100%, just saying.
I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..
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I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..
Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:50 PM   #5
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Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!

Uh huh..

See the way I figure it.. the heart is all about the coulor red.. It's got a real heart on for it..

So.. It doesn't pay attention to the red flags.. It thinks they are cute..
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I disagree with that 100%, just saying.
This approach may not work for everyone.
... just sayin.
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One thing I personally hate is pretentiousness.
Be real and keep it real.
Head games might amuse "you", but may not entertain everyone.
OMG srsly this makes me barf...and after going through a conservatory studio arts program and becoming a librarian and being exposed to every book, movie, and cd that has come out since 1989- i guarantee i know way more about culture than you do and like Twilight and the Jonas Brothers in spite of it all.
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If I'm drinking milk or a milky-like substance (to include, but not limited to, milkshakes, bowls of cereal, protein shakes, chocolate milk), DO NOT just grab the glass and take a sip. In fact, don't even ask me for a sip. Milk is NOT one of those 'sharable' beverages. Because of the consistency of milk, it creates a milk/slobber suspension in which the slobber of others sits suspended in the liquid and not actually absorbed or killed by the beverage (Coke, for example, has enough chemicals to actually kill slobber, making it a "sharable" beverage).



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