what NOT to do in a relationship.......

Random · 07-30-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

I disagree with that 100%, just saying.

I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..

betenoire · 07-30-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random

I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..

Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!

Random · 07-30-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire

Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!

Uh huh..

See the way I figure it.. the heart is all about the coulor red.. It's got a real heart on for it..

So.. It doesn't pay attention to the red flags.. It thinks they are cute..

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 06:00 PM

DO NOT tell me how my gender appearance should be...

Daywalker · 07-30-2010, 07:23 PM

Do not have a 'remember when' moment...then be
adamant they should remember.

Chances are, the 'remember when' was from your previous relationship.

asphaltcowboi · 07-30-2010, 08:53 PM

never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 09:01 PM

If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch..

If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page.

AKA don't lie.

07-30-2010, 06:00 PM	#4
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07-30-2010, 07:23 PM	#5
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Do not have a 'remember when' moment...then be adamant they should remember. Chances are, the 'remember when' was from your previous relationship. __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

07-30-2010, 09:01 PM	#7
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,077 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474875	If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch.. If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page. AKA don't lie. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 08:53 PM	#6
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.