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Old 08-14-2010, 08:32 AM   #61
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Ka-ZAM! You now have a million dollars... In Monopoly money... And the little dog on the board just peed all over them. LOL
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I wish I were seventeen years old again, with the knowledge that I have now.
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POOOF, you are the voice of a 17 y.o. cartoon character!

I wish I could pooof myself anywhere I wanted to be!
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Bibbitty-bobbity-boo! You can poof anywhere you want. I guess I try not to do that in public.

I wish I had a new recliner!
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Wish granted! You have a shiny new recliner... permanently attached to the top of your vehicle!

I wish that someone else would mow my grass for me, and not charge me.
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Old 08-14-2010, 09:46 AM   #66
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Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! Here's someone to mow your grass.


I wish I had a new wardrobe!
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Ta Da! Here is you new wardrobe! Sorry, it's from the local psych hospital. It was the only place that I could find that had a ward with robes on it.

I wish that I had a fun date this weekend!


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Here's your fun date. She does have a leak though, and doesn't come with a patch kit. Gotta any gum to plug her up with??

I wish I had a cake right now!
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Shimmy shimmy cocoa bop! I baked you a cake.

You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.
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You have to come to Austin to get it.

I wish I had a bright, shiny new car.

Here ya go!

Apparently it flies too!

I wish they had pizza delivery out here in the country!
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Your pizza is on it's way! It may take a few years though because it is being delivered by a couple of wayward chickens.

I wish I was on vacation in Costa Rica right now.

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Congratulations Jesse, you get a week's vacation in Costa Rica! Enjoy the week, which happens to be at the height of their rainy season.

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i wish i could go to the BFP Reunion

wish granted! unfortunately, they've sold out of tickets to get in!


I wish I was waist deep in chocolate right now.....
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I wish I was already in Little Rock!
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Wish hereby granted! Welcome to Littlerock Community Presbyterian Church in Littlerock, Ca.



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Meet your new roommate!

I wish I had a row boat.
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