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20 | 13.89% |
| chauffeur |
  
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8 | 5.56% |
| housekeeper |
  
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69 | 47.92% |
| masseuse |
  
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36 | 25.00% |
| personal secretary |
  
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11 | 7.64% |
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09-19-2010, 08:06 PM
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Masseuse! I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself. Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you. Neat thread Doll. Thanks, A |
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09-19-2010, 08:15 PM
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HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!
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09-19-2010, 08:22 PM
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I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????
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09-19-2010, 08:25 PM
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09-19-2010, 08:29 PM
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omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.
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09-19-2010, 08:50 PM
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Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.
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09-19-2010, 09:29 PM
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If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)
But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up. The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.
My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks. There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek! I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room. Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too. ...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please? Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing. Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom. Thanks for the dream spinning. Smooches, Keri |
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09-19-2010, 09:12 PM
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09-19-2010, 09:26 PM
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none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)
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09-19-2010, 09:31 PM
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09-19-2010, 10:55 PM
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09-19-2010, 08:27 PM
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09-20-2010, 07:03 AM
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i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?
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09-19-2010, 08:22 PM
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I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.
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