What if....

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 07:56 PM

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

Spirit Dancer · 09-19-2010, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

A housekeeper so I could spend more time making memories

pajama · 09-19-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

Masseuse!

I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself.

Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you.

Neat thread Doll.
Thanks,
A

Blaze · 09-19-2010, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

#6 all of the above! Jus say'in

Laerkin · 09-19-2010, 08:15 PM

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 08:22 PM

I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.

Cowboi · 09-19-2010, 08:22 PM

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

dixie · 09-19-2010, 08:25 PM

I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me...

pajama · 09-19-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Laerkin

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

Blasphemy!

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboi

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

Ha Ha Too funny Cowboi!

Hack · 09-19-2010, 08:29 PM

omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.

Corkey · 09-19-2010, 08:50 PM

Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.

waxnrope · 09-19-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pajara2

Blasphemy!

Right? More than shoes?

Soft*Silver · 09-19-2010, 09:26 PM

none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)

iamkeri1 · 09-19-2010, 09:29 PM

If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)

But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up.

The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.

The rubber liner is coming out of the green house window

the cupboards need to be painted/refinished

I need some new cupboards hung.

The counter tops don't match - could you fix that up please?

My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks.
There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek!
I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room.
Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too.
...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please?
Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing.

Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom.

Thanks for the dream spinning.
Smooches,
Keri

pajama · 09-19-2010, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by waxnrope

Right? More than shoes?

I was thinking Starbucks. LOL

Blade · 09-19-2010, 09:32 PM

masseuse please

Isadora · 09-19-2010, 09:38 PM

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

cara · 09-19-2010, 10:07 PM

Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

Diva · 09-19-2010, 10:16 PM

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

09-19-2010, 07:56 PM	#1
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Cowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Holding My Red Circle Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,051 Thanked 3,962 Times in 1,230 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I wonder if my housekeeper can cook????? __________________ Let There Be Cowgirls

09-19-2010, 08:50 PM	#12
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,270 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

09-19-2010, 09:26 PM	#14
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies) __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

09-19-2010, 08:15 PM	#5
Laerkin Member How Do You Identify?: Girlie with a touch of bossy Preferred Pronoun?: She, but not hung up on the details Relationship Status: Parenting our furry family with SmoothButch Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Washington DC Posts: 385 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 772 Thanked 963 Times in 257 Posts Rep Power: 4366972	HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

09-19-2010, 08:25 PM	#8
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me...

09-19-2010, 08:29 PM	#11
Hack Just a guy. How Do You Identify?: Just a guy Preferred Pronoun?: male Relationship Status: Sparkle's consort Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: MA Posts: 1,458 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 807 Thanked 3,775 Times in 958 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.

09-19-2010, 09:29 PM	#15
iamkeri1 Member How Do You Identify?: femme woman Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 302 Thanked 2,153 Times in 659 Posts Rep Power: 16642920	If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again) But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up. The Kitchen really needs a lot of work. The rubber liner is coming out of the green house window the cupboards need to be painted/refinished I need some new cupboards hung. The counter tops don't match - could you fix that up please? My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks. There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek! I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room. Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too. ...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please? Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing. Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom. Thanks for the dream spinning. Smooches, Keri

09-19-2010, 09:32 PM	#17
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	masseuse please __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

09-19-2010, 09:38 PM	#18
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09-19-2010, 10:07 PM	#19
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,995 Thanked 13,254 Times in 2,725 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

09-19-2010, 10:16 PM	#20
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper. My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov.... You get the idea....close enough.