|
|
|
12-13-2009, 10:29 PM
|
#1 | |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0    |
Quote:
Truer words........I think it helped for us to sing "Baby Jeebus, Take The Wheel".......don't You, cousin SchmoopiePoop? 
|
|
|
|
|
12-13-2009, 10:33 PM
|
#2 | |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Single Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 904
Thanks: 879
Thanked 3,215 Times in 705 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852 |
Quote:
__________________
Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "...Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." |
|
|
|
|
|
12-13-2009, 11:03 PM
|
#3 | |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
Quote:
That's because [wicked] cousin OilCan had the Cocoa Trailer People put something spikey in your Auntie Diva's cocoa powder. That's it. Cousin OilCan? Go get me a switch from the pecan tree! |
|
|
|
|
|
12-14-2009, 09:28 AM
|
#4 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Disobedient Thing... Preferred Pronoun?:
Rebel Soul in the blood..Heathen as well Relationship Status:
Marked and Loved....I Belong to Her.... 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Omaha
Posts: 984
Thanks: 1,523
Thanked 1,354 Times in 579 Posts
Rep Power: 927728 |
hahahahahahahha lmfao baby jeebus take the wheel
omg thats funny you guys would have me rolling so hard |
|
|
|
|
12-14-2009, 09:44 AM
|
#5 | |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
Quote:
Yes.....being in a car full of haters & a woman in a pillbox IS hysterical! |
|
|
|
|
|
12-17-2009, 10:05 PM
|
#6 | |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Human Preferred Pronoun?:
He/Him Relationship Status:
Happily Single! Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nunya
Posts: 1,225
Thanks: 2,355
Thanked 2,574 Times in 789 Posts
Rep Power: 18276167 |
Quote:
And the Cocoa trailer people seemed like they were in shock or something, lol. I mean, you know,,it's hard mixing water and cocoa powder in a trailer. I do wish all the cousins could join us at the cocoa trailer! What fun that would be,,for us. The locals might not be so amused though,,, Cousin OilCan |
|
|
|
|
|
12-18-2009, 06:42 AM
|
#7 | |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
Quote:
Yes, the Cocoa Trailer people would get an eyeful, wouldn't they cousin Oilcan, if all the cousins ran amok at the Light Display....  I can see cousin Shizzle trying to climb up on Santa's stagecoach  or cousin GemmieLicious trying to climb into baby Jeebus's manger. I kept waiting for that trailer to break free and roll into the ribber, as we were rather on an incline.......Your Auntie Diva felt like a mountain goat.....a mountain goat with vertigo.....  Signed, Auntie Diva on the slant.....gotta hate THAT! |
|
|
|
|
|
12-18-2009, 07:05 PM
|
#8 | |
|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
Thanks: 182,498
Thanked 107,944 Times in 25,667 Posts
Rep Power: 21474888 |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-19-2009, 10:35 AM
|
#9 | |
|
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0 |
Quote:
How did I KNOW this? I've made you a t-shirt, cousin Gemmie, that says, "I Slept With The Baby Jeebus & All I Got Was This Stupid T~Shirt?!?!" That is all. Signed, ~Auntie Diva CEO of Auntie Diva's T~Shirts-R-Us |
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
I'm misunderestimated. 
Hybrid Mode
