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My friend Mel who got drunk and wasted and passed out at my place. Her husband's all pissed off. Asshole. Ha!
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12-16-2009, 03:46 PM
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ok so this morning i get this text message from daughter that says:
Text: Hey don't say anything but guess who is still together after all the shit between them.......  and then nothing so i get nosey and start texting '  who.. who.......  her response: your buttcheeks  i have been laffing all day
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04-02-2010, 12:50 AM
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Lookin' out my back patio door tonight and seein' one of our friendly neighborhood raccoons chillin' on my patio eatin' a big 'ol grilled STEAK!
 Where the hell did he get a STEAK? And why did he bring it to MY back patio to eat it?  I guess some of the other neighbors are feedin' him and his friends better than I am!  Not sure if the neighborhood cats were happy that he wasn't eatin' their catfood I put out for them, or jealous that he had a steak!  Wonderin' what his opossum friends might bring to the party? 
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04-02-2010, 05:01 PM
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04-02-2010, 05:10 PM
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What happens if you don't have "saggy bums"? Jus' askin'.... cause I "ain't got NO bums at all!!" Flat as a pancake it is!! ... guess I'm SOL.... AGAIN! Bummer!! I'm just plain BUMMED OUT!! |
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04-02-2010, 05:39 PM
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04-02-2010, 06:25 PM
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Timed Out
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04-02-2010, 09:19 PM
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