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11-28-2010, 05:37 AM
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Overheard in Nick's car on Thursday morning.
(Driving by a sign that said "Ontario Grown Christmas Trees!") Nick: Where else would they be grown? Me: India. Nick: Really? Me: Yeah, Ontarians are super concerned about the outsourcing of our x-mas trees. Nick: REALLY? Me: No. Not really. Nick: .gif "Say What?")
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11-28-2010, 07:23 AM
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we actually have a *familyism* book going on here at the farm...
Things you hear when there are two femmes and one butch in the house .. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, thats as bad as the noxema face" (poor Syr lol) "can I slide under you so I can brush my teeth* (two femmes sharing a bathroom) *Please may I slip this under there its very hot in my hand* (sass trying to handle a hot potato while Syr is making ginger tea) more to come!! 
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11-28-2010, 08:42 AM
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Yesterday afternoon I overheard this conversation between the two women working in the shop at Barber's Orchard, Waynesville, NC.
Woman #1: "You had a phone call while you were gone." Woman #2: "Who was it?" Woman #1: "Didn't say. Was a woman with a man voice." Woman #2: "A man voice?" Woman #1: "Yep." Woman #2: "Must have been Louise. She has a man voice." Woman #1: "You sure?" Woman #2: "Yeah. She has a real low man voice." |
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12-13-2010, 12:50 PM
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Brandy says:
http://www.decor4u.com/jewelry-tree-...e-pr-1006.html look what I'm buying! Bob says: that looks like something a hippie would buy Brandy says: nope It looks like someone who is trying to have a soothing earring removal experience would buy "oh, taking my earrings off is so relaxing now that I have this tree made out of recycled metal to hang them on!"
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12-13-2010, 01:00 PM
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When I was at the post office mailing some of the Holiday cards, there were two ladies were standing behind me. There were 3 associates working. Only two associates were handling outgoing packages. Both of the workers handling outgoing packages were just a chatting up a storm with their current customer.. so the two ladies behind me start talking quietly amoungst each other..
Lady 1: Shesh, they need to keep it down to business Lady 2: I know, this is getting crazy Finally one of the customers starts to leave, but is still talking Lady 1: oh!! you can do it.. go on by this time I am secretly cracking up laughing Lady 2: Next thing you know, she will have to go to lunch and we will be here another hour. Associate 1: (looks to associate 2 and 3) isn't it about time for her to go on her lunch.. its well after 12 o'clock. I had to hold my laugh in at this point! Associate 3: The line is to long right now. Associate 1: Next person in line please.. its me and I dump out a purse load of cards and packages!! |
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12-13-2010, 01:14 PM
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Corkey: that show american pickers is gonna have people on it from Erie
Me: can you please look it up and goosemark it for me Corkey: what Me: bookmark it, book mark it (really dvr it)
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12-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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I already mentioned in another thread, but....
Me: Did you like the cup o' noodles or was it as bad as you remembered? Organic: It was okay, once I spiced it up a bit. Me: What'd you use? Organic: Butter. Me: Butter's not a spice! It's lard.  Organic: Fine, then it's spicy lard. 
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