Being Friends with an Ex - How Long

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Originally Posted by Daryn

Anyway.... I'd like to hear what you think in terms of how much time it takes to be friends with exes....

one month for each year that you were involved, plus one year for each time someone cheated, times 5 (years) for each child between you. multiple that by 1.5 if you're on the west coast and by 2 if you're on the east coast, by 3 if you're in the south. add 3 weeks if she kept your books, minus a day for every CD of hers that you stole. times 5 years for each dollar over 1000 that you "borrowed". good luck!